Britney Spears Better Body, Terrible Mother Britney was pulled over for speeding this weekend while driving to Vegas. Amazingly enough, she wasn’t drunk driving. Even more amazing… her outfit. It’s a new classic. Still…the outfit I can handle. It’s the fingernail biting that grosses me out. I realise it’s a habit, By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 03:50 am
Brad Pitt Family and Philanthropy in NYC Angelina took the kids to the park, then she and Brad flew via helicopter to the Hamptons to host a charity event. Here’s Angie with Maddox, Pax, and Miss Zahara on Saturday, and Brad with them earlier last week. Love the one with Baby Z hugging Daddy. And Brad By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 03:09 am
Owen Wilson Owen Wilson Hospitalised The Owen Wilson situation - biggest news in Hollywood, caused quite a frenzy yesterday. It was first reported by the National Enquirer as an overdose. According to the rag, Owen was taken to St John’s in very serious condition and then transferred to Cedars-Sinai. A criminal attorney was reportedly By Lainey • Aug 27, 2007 02:39 am
Owen Wilson The Cuss Master By no means an original thought, and probably not what we should teach our children but still… if Samuel L Jackson was presiding over a Master Class in Cussing, I’d be there in a minute. I still laugh every time I think of his “foot massage” exchange with John By Lainey • Aug 26, 2007 08:00 pm
Renee Zellweger Overpeeled, Underfed Renee Zellweger at a concert this weekend, body fat as low as ever, and skin seemingly so scrubbed and so raw, it’s a wonder she can smile without pain. Or maybe that is pain. Maybe she is grimacing through her pain. Is 20 pounds and a good foundation seriously By Lainey • Aug 26, 2007 08:00 pm
Orlando Bloom Hello Kitty loves Three Whisker Cheese Funniest sh-t ever. As you already know, Hello Kitty Asians love some funky ass cheese. Asian taste is, like, borderline learning impaired. Female intelligence is often stunted, its development discouraged in favour of squealing over things pink and fluffy. As you also know, Western celebrities often sell out overseas By Lainey • Aug 24, 2007 11:53 am
Brad Pitt The Pitt Family Frenzy in NYC Nothing like a Pitt Family outing in the Big Apple to make everyone lose their sh-t. Check it out – Brad and Angelina and the children minus the Chosen One went shopping at an art store today and people went bananas. Photographers and fans everywhere. Brad had asked the paps By Lainey • Aug 24, 2007 11:01 am
Jennifer Aniston Better from the Back From the face front side, I’d say pretty average but the backside? Damn. Jennifer Aniston has a sweet sweet bottom! Pilates works! So does swimming in the ocean instead of shouting at it! Here she is in Hawaii, still vacationing with Courteney and David and perhaps taking a lesson By Lainey • Aug 24, 2007 10:29 am
Cameron Diaz Wrinkled by Douche Cam in NYC last night, photographers claim she was out with John Mayer though the two were not captured together on camera. She looks great. Love love love her dress. But it’s wrinkly. Wonder what they were doing to her all wrinkly and weary-faced. Pee stains, but does By Lainey • Aug 24, 2007 05:46 am
Victoria Beckham The Hotness Loses his Sh-t Poor Becks! Transatlantic travel is taking its toll. Becks was in Europe earlier this week practicing for England’s friendly against Germany, then he flew back immediately to suit up for the LA Galaxy’s match against Chivas USA. In the first half, Chivas midfielder Jesse Marsch fouled him too By Lainey • Aug 24, 2007 03:33 am
Nicole Richie Perfect Prison Pictures Check it out. Nicole Richie’s booking photo yesterday. Cute, non? The secret when it comes to these girls is obviously dipping the chin. I try to remember this now when my friends are waving their cameras around at parties for immediate posting on Facebook. Funny thing is – have you By Lainey • Aug 24, 2007 03:10 am
Intro for Aug 24, 2007 Dear Gossips, If Nicole Richie’s example is anything to go by, Lindsay Lohan will likely serve a measly few hours behind bars before being promptly released. Quite a gift, non? Considering she drank, drugged, and drove, I’d say she got off easy. Dina Lohan however…well, of course By Lainey • Aug 24, 2007 02:45 am
Christian Bale More Proof He’s Perfect Christian Bale. One of the most sought after actors, matinee idol good looks, chooses not to take his career down a certain path, not a famewhore, devoted to his wife, doesn’t sell out, for all those who keep making excuses for celebrities, blaming the paparazzi for lack of privacy By Lainey • Aug 23, 2007 08:00 pm
Emily Blunt The Daily Gorgessity: Emily Blunt Word is she’s a sweetheard. And of course she’s incredibly gorgeous. Emily Blunt in Mean Magazine. After her scene-stealing turn in Prada and her Golden Globe win last year, Emily is has now joined the list of elite actresses offered the most prestigious roles. And how. Emily By Lainey • Aug 23, 2007 08:00 pm
Oops! I"m sleepy... Please use THIS for SoftLips Contest #3. This time it"s NOT Beyonce! SORRY! By Lainey • Aug 23, 2007 08:00 pm
Smutty Sponsor: The SoftLips Exclusive Giveaway #3 PLEASE READ INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY. PLEASE NOTE THE CORRECT EMAIL ADDRESS AND TITLE. Otherwise your entry will NOT be filed properly. The answer for Week 2 Week 2 – Tara Reid! It’s Week #3 of the SoftLips Smutty Sponsorship and another SoftLips gift basket valued at $100 including the full range By Lainey • Aug 23, 2007 08:00 pm
