Lindsay Lohan Before Evan, there was Lilo? Much has been made of the icky relationship between Marilyn Manson and the very young, very impressionable Evan Rachel Wood. Something about a music video in which they may or may not have been f&cking for real and of course the fact that whatever they have resulted in By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Cam D: Laughing off Biel Jessica Biel, the girl with the brilliant publicist, the girl who has somehow landed on the It List solely by virtue of a really toned body and dating Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel is now trying to leverage more fame by going toe to toe with the Ex…yet another example By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Toronto? Gossip? Party? Was honoured last year to speak at a Smut Soiree, organised by the brilliant ladies of The Society in Toronto – an evening full of gossip and a chance to hang out with fellow smutlovers over martinis, dishing the dirt, like girlfriends on a Friday night, only at a pub with By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
I Don’t Get It Am addicted to Page Six… Page Six and Us Weekly – gossip bibles. So maybe the travel has warped my brain, eroded my brain speed, because I just don’t get this item that appeared in today’s Page Six about Michael Buble. Apparently he’s an egomaniac, they call him By Lainey • May 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Patrick Dempsey Ageless and Original Compare Rob Lowe now to what he looked like in Youngblood…not much a difference, is there? The Original Sex Tape Badboy – before Paris and Lindsay and Britney there was Rob Lowe. But even though Rob Lowe conquered his demons and became a family man, my smutty tingles every time By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Canadian Cheese is the Best Cheese Celine Dion…the all time Queen of Cheese with her family in the pages of the new Hello Canada. As usual, Celine does not disappoint. Celine always delivers – vocally, professionally, and cheesily. The photos are delightfully Dion – she looks amazing and refreshed and very, very happy and prettier than she By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Hilary Swank Venus DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!! A small movie, uncomfortable perhaps at times, for which Peter O’Toole received yet another Oscar nomination losing out eventually to Forest Whitaker. He doesn"t have one and Hilary Swank has two??? WTF??? Sorry, I digress. About Venus. He lost the Oscar and yet, in spite of what By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Delusional is a Pre-Requisite Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s father, said earlier this week that rehab is not enough. That cleaning house, ridding her life of toxins literal and figurative, is what needs to happen in order for his daughter to turn her sh-t around. Crazy bastard but he does have a point, non? By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John Homo Wants a Third But of course he does. Now that they’ve jerked him back in line, now that his momentary massage distraction in Toronto last year while shooting Hairspray is well behind him, John Travolta wants to put a final sealing stamp on his closet by announcing to the world that he By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Janice Min loves The Chosen One? Who doesn’t love The Chosen One? As you know, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt turned one the other day and according to Us Weekly sources, 50 balloons were ordered to the compound in Prague, along with cake and cookies and other festive treats. Interesting the cover caption on the magazine: The By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Beckham Body Language Signals Trouble The clip is linked below...must watch! You know these two together – ordinarily his hand is perfunctorily placed on her thigh, their torsos turned toward each other in a show of solidarity and rarely do they stray from the program, even when another woman is blasting to the press about By Lainey • May 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Faith Pays Off? Many of you have ripped my head off for believing in Britney. Indeed, it’s been a tough sell. And still, it’s like a compulsion. Which is therefore why it’s so gratifying when she actually does something not entirely stupid. An open letter posted on her website with By Lainey • May 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton In Poor Taste or In Great Jest? Nicole Richie’s Memorial Day BBQ invitation – her rep says she was being sarcastic. I actually believe this. But sarcastic or not…are her words in poor taste? Or does she have a wicked sense of humour? Some are calling it irresponsible – some say given that young girls out there By Lainey • May 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Ben Affleck 2nd Time Promises As expected and as you already know, Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab…this time not at Wonderland, that f*cking joke of a treatment facility, but at Promises, where Britney did her time and countless others too. Including Ben Affleck. As expected, her publicist is asking for media distance By Lainey • May 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Gwen Stefani My Gorgessity Gwyneth leaving the gym the other day looking freshfaced and beautiful and toned and grumpy. My girl took a lot of heat the other day while picking up Apple from her daycare and covering up Wacko Jacko style. Now ordinarily, the sh-t that comes out of her mouth is By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John Regular Joe is the Hotness source John Krasinski on the cover of Mean magazine dressed up old school and quivering my loins. Maybe it’s the effect of Brad and George but that little boy hair with the side part appears to be the new fauxhawk… screw McDreamy. By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
