Lindsay Lohan The Line Between Smut and Sad At a certain point, it ceases to be fun. At a certain point, it becomes dangerous…and very, very sad. Britney came close, Britney came extremely close. And now Lindsay Lohan is verging. I looked at these new photos and the snark was gone, replaced only by… pity. Once upon By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
The Supportive Wife Pretty adorable, non? Ashley Judd cheering on her man, hot Scot Dario Franchitti this weekend who won the Indy 500. As you can see, she is clearly is #1 fan – and looking at him, who can blame her? Ashley has scaled back work over the last couple of years, focusing By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Naomi Campbell Daniel & Elaine As you probably know, Lainey is the nickname, Elaine the one. And when Daniel Craig says Elaine… my loins, my loins, my loins. He pronounces it properly too. “Ell-laine” as opposed to “eeee-laine”. Love, love, love. Also love, love, love Darren, my Main Mo who misses me dearly, By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashton Kutcher Adam Brody: PDA and the New Gary At some party givin’er with some girl on the grass in front of a lawn-full of fellow revelers … how very OC, except from the looks of her, not to be a bitch, but Rachel Bilson she is not. She is however very much enjoying the PDA, as was By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Janet Jackson Josh & Diane in Cannes Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger – under the radar for what seems like an eternity – showed up in Cannes at the weekend dispelling rumours of a split. First a private party on a yacht – Josh looking a little pale and pasty and Diane cutting an elegant figure in a beautiful gauzy By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham England or Posh? Trouble ahead…and not to be mean but trouble for the Beckhams is always so smuttily spectacular, from a gossip perspective, it’s hard not to get a little amped. Besides, given the fact that Victoria has invited cameras into her Los Angeles life to document their glamourous existence, is By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Enrique Iglesias Unemployed and Unattached Well she’s not a tennis player, has never in fact been one, and now she’s no longer married to Enrique Iglesias – what will Anna do? On the eve of the release of his new album, Enrique has revealed that he and Anna are no longer together. Long rumoured By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt The Boys and the Whale Maddox my love…look at that naughty face! Here are Angelina and the boys at France Marineland a few days ago, Pax tentatively feeding the big whale. Sunday marked The Chosen One’s first birthday and while she continues to be closely guarded, speculation is beginning anew that the Pitts By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Elton John Allergy My Ass First pre-summer long weekend in America – perfect recipe for an OD. Sunday night, Mischa Barton at a party after having a few drinks had to be rushed to hospital after experiencing an “adverse reaction to medication”. How about an adverse reaction to too much coke? Or meth? Or ecstasy? By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Pitt Porn, see? Like I said earlier, there was something in the air last night. And the Pitts couldn’t keep their hands off each other. Captured on video just after dinner, Brad and Angelina clearly had only one thing on their minds…even in the presence of photographers and security. Convenient, yes. By Lainey • May 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Jungle Sex is Back If you hate them, stop reading now. Because I’m going to describe to you what it was like, and how impossible it was not to get turned on by the Pitt Porn, their chemistry on the carpet, whatever it was that was going on between them was infectious. So By Lainey • May 24, 2007 08:00 pm
George Clooney Goodbye du Cap The terrace bar is seriously the most beautiful spot on the Riviera. If you have a chance, you must go. We went last night, Michelle Rodriguez showed up first. So word is she’s a lesbian, right? Well… she was rather touchy feely with some producer dude. And much, much By Lainey • May 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Who Needs a Raise? Jessica Biel’s publicist, that’s who. Went from a no one to a someone by virtue of her ass and Pip’s appreciation of it…to say nothing of the conveniently arranged photographs of her with her dog and on the beach showing off every curve and every great By Lainey • May 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Oceans 13 It was the biggest deal. Roll your eyes all you want but in a town that has already seen some of the biggest international stars in the world, that has already spent over a week getting whipped into a frenzy, last night was the pinnacle. Everything comes down after last By Lainey • May 24, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Oceans Photos Again the Palais was humming for the photo call. Huge crowds gathered beyond barricades and screaming when the cast walked back and forth across the walkway. Also a surge to get into the press conference – female journalists losing their sh-t over George Clooney. He obliged with autographs and a By Lainey • May 23, 2007 08:00 pm
Daniel Craig She Poses Surprising but true. It was Eva Green who arrived last last night at the Golden Compass party. AFTER Daniel Craig. Flashbulbs go off like crazy…because girl knows how to work it. I wish I could upload a video of myself imitating to show you properly. Will try my best By Lainey • May 22, 2007 08:00 pm