Muriel and Fiona in Cannes! I LOVE Toni Collette. Loved her in Muriel’s Wedding and loved her in About a Boy – Fiona’s “yeti” coat just about killed me. So we just saw her at the airport in Nice, was standing next to her at baggage claim attended by 3 airport hostesses – the fanfare By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Cruise Please…please no Leave it alone already!!! You know when something is so wrong, you just know, you KNOW IN YOUR BONES it can never be right? A Point Break sequel is every kind of wrong imaginable. Every kind. But Hollywood is Hollywood and Hollywood will desecrate anything for the sake of a By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Punk Bitch… Please It appears that the only way Avril Lavigne can make a headline is off the coattails of someone else – what I like to call a Fame Freeloader…and she does it every time. Every time she’s newsworthy it’s only because she’s comparing herself to Britney Spears. And By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Eva Mendes No Excuses Necessary Ten years ago, barely into her 20s, Kate Winslet was nominated for an Oscar, starring in the highest grossing movie of all time. Not exactly a low pressure situation. But for all the excuses made on behalf of Lindsay Lohan and the others – that it must be so difficult dealing By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Christian Bale More Quiver from Bana Again, not my type (the mouth, remember?)…but I do know he’s yours. So you will love these new photos from GQ and also this quote: People say: how come you haven’t moved to Hollywood? What I hear is: if it were me I’d be over there By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Homewrecker"s Mother gives advice to Ebola TMZ has obtained an exclusive open letter from Candy Spelling to Paris Hilton, a public lecture if you will on the merits of classy behaviour...this from a woman who raised another woman who stole another woman’s husband and openly waged war against her own mother. Rich, non? Wonder By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Gwen Stefani Emasculating Dandy As if Matthew Broderick wasn’t dandified enough…now it turns out Dandy is a Dandy because his wife insists on it. And she’s not afraid to share that fact with the public either. Says SJP - who recently took a shot at Gwen Stefani for pricing regular women out By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Beach Ass Posing in the Bahamas Lindsay Lohan “candids” taken on minibreak in the Bahamas. Amazing how flattering she is from every angle, non? Amazing also how he’s kissing her while keeping an eye on the cameras, yes? Still…despite the alleged drugging, nice to see the Lilo isn’t emaciated. She looks good, actually. By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Lopez Shame About the Aliens The King of Queens goes off the air after 9 seasons so Leah Remini, better known as Jennifer Lopez’s BFF and scientological life coach, is promoting a new project: an internet series called In the MotherHood. Thing is, it’s really too bad about the weirdness and the chills, By Lainey • May 13, 2007 08:00 pm
Denise Richards The Daily Bitch… Please Apologies for the crass - we talked about comparing sh-t to diarrhea the other day in relation to Paris Hilton…and I suppose the best analogy of that would be Denise Richards to Paris Hilton. Denise sh-t, Paris diarrhea. Both shameless famewhores with many things in common…although I By Lainey • May 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Ford The Daily Quiveration: Homo and a Puppy A hot gay and a dog? How can you not quiver? TR Knight and Tom Ford… my dirty fantasy. Here’s TR on the cover of The Advocate discussing decision behind coming out, on the reaction, on the support, on how his life has and hasn’t changed. "I By Lainey • May 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashlee Simpson Last Time Last time my Gwyneth looks this sh-tty she was pregnant…just saying. Love that she’ll go to Orso without a trace of makeup. But don’t love her Chef’s Costume (???) and those pants are cutting her off at the wrong place. As for the hair – you all By Lainey • May 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Hudson The Man Wife Face Fortune It’s an exact Chinese translation – and old Chinese saying, Man Wife Face Fortune refers to the resemblance in their faces, a sure sign that a couple is meant to be together. As you can see, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have Man Wife Face Fortune – they look alike but By Lainey • May 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt The Pitt Gait What makes Brad Pitt Brad Pitt? It’s not only the looks, it’s a package, you know? Like the way he talks, as if there’s always something in his mouth… not in a gross way but in a way that suggests he’s trying to hide that there’ By Lainey • May 10, 2007 08:00 pm
Pan’s Labyrinth Exclusive DVD Giveaway!!! One of my favourites from awards season – Guillermo del Toro is a genius. A fairy tale but a dark one…there is no pink and there are no princes but that’s the best part. Pan’s is so beautifully told and so hauntingly portrayed, unlike the light fare of By Lainey • May 09, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Fonda Hates Lohan, Lilo Loves Best Looks like Dina Lohan’s foray into red carpet reporting isn’t going so well… As mentioned yesterday, Dina Lohan was hired by Entertainment Tonight to work the carpet at the Georgia Rule premiere in NYC and as usual, she stupidly pimped out her kid with extremely embarrassing consequences. So By Lainey • May 09, 2007 08:00 pm
