Victoria Beckham The Posh Cover-Up You will love this. Although she really should, Victoria Beckham doesn’t believe in smiling. Victoria Beckham believes in sucking in – concave stomach AND cheekbones – for the pappies. Mouth in a perpetual pout, leftover dreams of supermodel ambitions never come true. So what happens when Posh inadvertently laughs when the By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Pathological You know these two…they sound exactly the same, don’t they? A thousand excuses for everything and that mantra over and over again: She is an actor, she just wants to act. Are you rolling your eyes? If so, get ready to permanently lodge them in the back of By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Janet Jackson Not Rachel Stevens Many of you emailed yesterday, noting that the girl with Justin Timberlake in the UK looked more like Rachel Stevens than Jessica Biel, as identified by British gossips. Have a look - more photos attached, the face is still not clear but that shelf ass is unmistakable, gossips…it’s Jessica By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Scarlett Johansson Ummm…no you’re not Dream on, punk. Hot is Scarlett Johansson. Hot is Scarlett and Ryan Reynolds turning up the heat on their relationship. Hot is picturing the two of them mashing their two gorgeous bodies together. Hot is NOT Avril Lavigne. And hot is most definitely not Avril Lavigne with her top off By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan Surprising… No Egos Here The best time of their lives, and it certainly looks that way, non? British rags are said to be highly disappointed that the two young starlets, dramatic in their own unique ways, have been getting on beautifully on the set of their new movie, getting along so well in fact By Lainey • May 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Charlize Theron What is it? Can’t put my finger on it but this photo cracks me up – Charlize Theron and Anna Wintour at the Dior Cruise show last night. Is it because Anna’s neck muscles are popping out painfully while Charlize is so naturally, elegantly seated? Is it because Charlize is grace without By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Jennifer Garner There’s Always a Reason Tell me… is it still by accident if baby photos and happy mummy photos keep showing up day after day? Are the pappies really that clever? Are they really that despicable if hey just happen to “stumble” upon their subjects at the market, or the playground, or wherever there’s By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Brad Pitt Legendary Hotness and his Children Look at him walking. Look at his pants. Brad Pitt is all-time, you know? And then when you throw the kids in there? Come on…the man is a Legend. Here he is collecting the children from school. Check out Maddox and his crafty smile, check out Brad grinning By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Alba Coming to her senses Finally… Jessica Alba - dressing demurely, making comments last week about not showing off her ass and her tits, trying to go the classy route to avoid the mishaps of her peers…all part of a delusional attempt to become a serious actress. Said it before and I’ll say it By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Petra Nemcova – infected by association? Petra Nemcova was apparently grinding up on Greek Stav the other night in NYC … and going by the law of Six Degrees of Sex Association, that would mean that she is only one step removed from Paris Hilton… Now in spite of the fact that Stav was tappin’ that Black By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Pip & Biel in the UK? British gossips are reporting that Jessica Biel has joined JT on tour in the UK – can’t see her face but they say this is the first official photo of them together. For Biel’s sake, I hope it is indeed her…I mean can you imagine the embarrassment? Still… By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Cameron Diaz Conceit & the Mindfreak Cameron Diaz – whose says her good looks are an albatross – is fighting Pip with Magic, hooking up in Vegas last night with Mindfreak Criss Angel. They had dinner, they went to a show, they canoodled, they giggled, and he apparently looked smitten. Here’s the photo and another one of By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Denise Richards Bad Girlfriends always gets it back As Dina Lohan would say – Justice! Richie Sambora is a wealthy, wealthy man. And Denise Richards’s attempt at getting her pandering hands on any of that cash has failed miserably. Apparently her rep is telling In Touch that they’re over, that it was over two months ago but By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Posh Immodest Victoria Beckham is moaning and groaning about how rough it was finding a multimillion dollar mansion in Beverly Hills that met her high standards. She has also revealed that getting her boys into local private schools wasn’t easy either – that she actually had to promise to be an involved By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Nicky Hilton Boo Hoo Bitch Always an excuse, always a back door… amazing how one person can skulk through life without ownership or accountability and even more amazing how many people are willing to enable it – with enough money, I suppose anyone will say anything. So goes the life of Paris Hilton. Another legal issue By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
Keira Knightley The Lilo Mantra I’m an actress – I just want to act. How many times, gossip? How many times have you heard her repeat the refrain? A smart move, I suppose, because Lindsay Lohan isn’t known for acting anymore, is she? And so the reason behind the constant reminders, this time in By Lainey • May 14, 2007 08:00 pm
