Lindsay Lohan Britney vs. Dina: Battle of the Low Classy Mommas X17. Paparazzi videos. Greatest invention, like, ever. As I said yesterday, still photos are great, still photos are very informative…but moving photos? Live footage of the tarts on the town, full of drama, talking, walking, sobbing – I admit it, I am totally addicted. The latest gem is an 8 By Lainey • Nov 28, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: bare cooch, wonky tits Another night of hard partying, another night with Paris, and Lindsay too, but just to keep things fair, I’m told she did spend the entire day Monday at home in Malibu with her kids. And save your raggin’ - like I said, I’m giving her til after her 25th By Lainey • Nov 28, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Richie Intro for Nov 28, 2006 Dear Gossips, Nicole Richie can fight dirty. Love that. Love it even more if she’d get down with Britney too…hopefully it’s only a matter of time. Tuesday – live blogging, check back often for updates, check archives under “THIS WEEK” for late posts you may have missed. Yours By Lainey • Nov 28, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise TomKat: The Rossum never ends Just when you thought there couldn’t possibly be another wedding photo – Tom pulls another gerbil outta the scientological magic hat and delivers one more gem. The cover of Hello Magazine due out this week – fireworks, smiles, and sparkles…always the hallmark of a gay wedding, this time the hallmark By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears BPL: the moving footage I know some of you are tired of the Britney/Paris/Lilo trainwreck. But many of you, me included, are not and even though you’ve all seen the vajayjay, even though the photos are plenty, if you have haven’t already, you really do need to take 15 minutes By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Hayden & Sienna: professional intervention As I mentioned earlier, due to the breaking Pam/Kid situation, this report will not be featured in eTalk tonight. Divorce trumps onset drama. And I suppose Sienna’s dramatics are getting a little old. More Sienna theatrics – exclusive! – from Factory Girl reshoots in Toronto on Saturday. You will note By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Denise Richards Pam & Kid: getting ugly As if a divorce isn’t nasty enough – now multiple outlets are reporting that Pam and Kid filed for divorce within minutes of each other, not content to just split but going one step further to try and claim first rights on who wanted the split to begin with…particularly By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Naomi Campbell Heather Mills: Diary of a Pathological Liar First he was unsympathetic to her disabilities, then he wouldn’t let her keep a bedpan, and he made her hop on one leg and crawl up the stairs, and he said she couldn’t breastfeed, and oh yes, he abused her too…but when all of those tall tales By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton The Trio Today Just a quick update on the whereabouts of the Trash Trio – as of 1:00 p.m. PST Britney was back in Malibu with her family and Lindsay and Paris are TOGETHER at the Viceroy… quick closeness for two girls slinging c*nts and bruises around just hours ago! Meanwhile, By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: compromised by assy hair Page Six is reporting that the Miu Miu campaign landed by Lindsay Lohan was originally intended for Jessica Simpson…but for one rather large snafu – Ken Paves. Apparently she refused to be photographed without his styling and so the opportunity fell through, given that professional fashion shoots are the opposite By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Denise Richards No PamRock, No Marriage TMZ is breaking news that Pam Anderson has filed for divorce from Kid Rock just a few weeks after her much publicized miscarriage and the laptop incident with Denise Richards. Shocker? No. On many counts. If you’ve been reading my column, this should be no surprise – way back on By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Paris and Lindsay and the Britney sandwich You can’t make this sh-t up. Just one night after Lilo’s videotaped accusation of abuse against Paris Hilton and Paris’s publicist’s denial in response, all three tarts hooked up on Sunday night having temporarily buried whatever it was that came between them – c*nts and By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise The Beckhams on the Sidelines Even I, the most shameless of Beckham cheerleaders, have to admit this is a little embarrassing: he spends more time in the glass box these days than he does on the pitch, and while the paycheque keeps rolling whether or not he actually plays, such images certainly do little for By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Britney & Paris: Matching Weave, Matching Cooch If you must, X17 has the uncensored photo of Britney flashing her bald little Brit, a move largely attributed to Lindsay Lohan these days but if memory serves, circa 2004, Diddy’s party at Cipriani - it was Paris who pulled out her poon in a bold attempt to wrench back By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica Alba The Alba Demon: Oyster Magic Friday night, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren in Vancouver, dining with her family at oyster house Joe Fortes, apparently making out hardcore, by all accounts in a very celebratory mood, maybe even a little inebriated, prompting some to wonder whether or not, given they’ve been househunting of late, they’ By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Paris Hilton Hollywood Ebola infects SPF Check out this close up – courtesy Flynet Images for use exclusively on LaineyGossip.com – of Britney and her adorably chunky firstborn who looks like he’s growing a wee mullet. Unfortunately, at some point in the afternoon, SPF was temporarily held by none other than Hollywood Ebola herself, looking slightly By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
