Nicole Kidman Nicole Kidman: The Beautiful Freeze at Happy Feet Fresh from a chemical peel no doubt, she does look remarkably……. Scrubbed…don’t you think? I don’t love the hair, nor do I love the office manager black slacks but I do love Nicole’s face, in spite of the injections and the Botox and Goddess knows whatever By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Lilo: courting and thwarting caught on tape! It’s been the same broken record lately: I don’t want the tabloid attention, I don’t want to be followed around, leave me alone, don’t photograph me, don’t photograph my Firecrotch, I just want to live my life in private, I JUST WANT TO ACT. Funny By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson About Jess & John Although initial reports suggested they would be spending Thanksgiving together with her family, Us Weekly has clarified that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were seen leaving LAX but on separate flights – she for Texas, he for NYC and his 3rd straight appearance on Letterman over the holiday before going home By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham My Leo ain’t no Pipsqueak No gossips…My Leo has balls, unlike Pipsqueak who’d probably hide behind his Cam and knock his knees together if true harm ever came his way. Even more fuel for the Freebie Five – despite what you see to your right, Leo actually sits atop the list, as I explained By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson About Jess & Tony Wanted to reply quickly to several emails that I have just come in on the heels of the Jessica Simpson/John Mayer article from earlier this morning, especially after the Dallas/TB game yesterday during which the announcers repeatedly made references to a Jessica romance with the Cowboys’ new star By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Beautiful Gwyneth sells everything Source Beanpole, Estee Lauder, now Freixenet - here she is at the unveiling of the new tv ad she filmed with dancer Angel Corella the other day along with two stills from the commercial which I haven’t seen but if the latest one for Pleasures is any indication, I do By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney & Paris: inseparable in LA Banish that nagging thought, that irritating whisper – Where are the kids? What is she doing? Let’s pass the weekend, shall we? As I said the other day, give her the rest of this week to get that sh-t outta her system. After 2 years with scum, you can’ By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad & Angie: Vietnam Days, Vietnam Nights You’ve likely already seen the photos of them riding around Ho Chi Minh City yesterday. But have you seen the evening shots? Check out her red lipstick – Date Night for Mommy and Daddy? I’d like to think so. Always down for a little Pitt erotica, you know what By Lainey • Nov 24, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney: the return of the abs It was always her abs, wasn’t it? At one point she said she did 1,000 crunches a day…until the Cheeto Era brought out the trash. Thank Goddess, as we all know, KFed is gone and the hotness is back…especially around the midsection. Just 2 and a By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline The Daily Obvious: KFed Jr. As if threatened by the tragic fate that has befallen the Original Federline, Junior seems hellbent on reminding the world at every photo opportunity that his wife is indeed carrying his seed – more appropriately known as the ticket to his riches, though if her dress is any indication, it doesn’ By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Owen Wilson Izzy vs. Meredith Sandra Oh is obviously the class of the show, followed in close succession by Chandra Wilson and Kate Walsh as the breathtaking Addison and of course, we all love Sara Ramirez (pronounced Sah-Dah, soft "d", almost a rolling R and D combination, as I learned when I By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson AMA Wonky Eye: Ashlee Simpson It’s the new black, remember? And never one to ignore a trend, Ashlee has picked up her very own case of wonky eye, along with a little bit o’ rag doll…love it. Yes, she looks like an Olsen, yes the new nose could have been a prelude to By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Nelly Furtado AMA Itchy: Nelly Furtado The dress, great. The body, even better. Makeup rocked too. But the fringe. Not the existence of it but the length. Made me itchy. My eyes were itchy just looking at her, I still feel itchy just thinking about it, and is that a good thing? To elicit a physiological By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Moss Lilo OD? The National Enquirer is owning the smut landscape these days, non? A new explosive report in their latest issue: Lindsay Lohan overdosed on coke and pills at the Chateau Marmont on November 12, her friend found her unconscious, called a doctor who discovered large quantities of blow and prescription drugs By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Beyoncé AMA Miss America: Beyonce Did her mother design this dress? I’m inclined to think not. Because she looks great in it. And because it’s not ugly. A tad beauty pageant, perhaps, but definitely not ugly. And was she totally adorable last night or what? Especially when Jay Z was performing – boppin’ her By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Moss AMA Worst Hair: Carrie Underwood So I know she’s of a certain genre, that we shouldn’t necessarily hold every genre to the standards of Kate Moss. I totally get that. Which is why I won’t bother with the on-stage ensemble, the dress and shorts combination – I’ll just chalk that one By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
