Britney Spears Britney at the AMAs So did you see the opening sequence? Believe me, she KNEW about the opening sequence. Just in case you missed it, here’s a quick recap: Jimmy Kimmel comes out, a few jokes, a few laughs, then he talks about Paris Hilton’s album sucking ass (she was in the By Lainey • Nov 22, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Hall of Fame Pose: JLo’s Open Mouth Some people try and try and they fail and fail. It’s a tough one to master, you see….the red carpet lips-slightly-ajar, come-hither-but-not-too-close pose that only Jennifer Lopez can sell so convincingly without conjuring immediate visions of a blowjob – see Victoria Beckham. By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Joe Simpson at work, Jessica & John redux “After a false start, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are giving dating a try again.” That is a quote from Us Weekly referring to the way they, and several other tabloids, were duped about the first time Jess & John hooked up. You’ll recall the two went on one By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears The Sex Tape & the Payoff? TMZ is reporting that Britney and Kevin will reunite to make a statement debunking the existence of a sex tape, despite recent rumours to the contrary. Still waiting for the official wording but do you smell what I smell? Looks like that festering growth she used to call her husband By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Jude Law Sienna: the unfinished nomination The power of the Harvey Weinstein Oscar campaign – despite the fact that the movie is still going through reshoots just a month before its NY and LA release date, Sienna Miller continues to be buzzed about in relation to a nomination, thanks to the influence of Harvey’s relentless support. By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Cate Blanchett Cate Blanchett: The Good German Oscar Bid Source George Clooney predicted a win– a Best Actress statue to join her Best Supporting Actress honour and given that it’s Cate, anything is possible. No idea what the movie is about, too lazy right now to look into it, but internet comparisons to Casablanca certainly lend to the By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: the sex tape, the blackmail News of the World broke the story, now Us Weekly is reporting that a porn broker who believes in the tape’s existence has been contacted and says it could be worth up to $100 million, especially if the contents are as deliciously smutty as speculated. Apparently they go at By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Firecrotch lights up London Source Stumbling around Area and Hyde in LA, drunk and stoned off her poon, seems to have lost its attraction compared to the endless pleasures of London – and who can blame her? London f&cking rocks! And London has provided Lilo with a new romantic interest. His name is By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Hudson You, Me and Dupree Exclusive Giveaway! Katie and Tom apparently have a tagalong guest on their honeymoon … in Kate Hudson’s case, her unwelcome visitor reportedly became her lover. You, Me and Dupree comes out on DVD tomorrow Tuesday November 21 and I have 3 copies of the movie for 3 lucky winners. If you’re By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Janet Jackson How Pacey Escaped the Crazy Forget the Italian wedding… You want sweet? You want romantic? Have a look at Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger – adorable, non? Two things I love about these photos: 1. the obvious tender moment. I’m almost embarrassed to be posting pictures of a couple so genuinely in love captured in By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated According to the NY Post, Victoria Beckham was greeted with the loudest cheer from the crowd when she emerged from the hotel en route to the castle. Yeah, well, maybe that’s because, as you can see from the TMZ video, she stopped and SOLICITED By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad gets grilled Damn. We need more journalists like this in North America. Seriously, do you ever find yourself frustrated? Frustrated at all of them? Barbara, Diane, Oprah – especially Oprah – for letting celebrities off too easy during interviews? Do you ever feel like they don’t “go for it”? That they don’t By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Hollywood Ebola infects Britney Please, Goddess…please…NO… Britney not only became acquainted with Mario Lopez this weekend – turns out she bonded over ghetto weave with Hollywood Ebola herself , hanging out at Tao for part of the evening and sharing ciggies too. That’s the bad news. The good news is that Britney has By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Katie, Tom… and Dupree? Well People Magazine certainly didn’t report on this, did it? For the 2 remaining naysayers out there who actually think this thing was legit – let me ask you this: what in the world would be the purpose of bringing the head of Scientology David Miscavige along for your honeymoon? By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Tom & Katie: more UNintimate details What do you call releasing a photo of your kiss at the altar to Good Morning America??? And there are STILL people who don’t think this was a mediaf*ck??? PLEASE!!! Check it out – Katie’s scalloped sleeves lunging in for a snog, Tom bracing himself for the icky, By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Sacha Baron Cohen My Borat: Camel Toe on Rolling Stone I like!!! See my Borat’s S&M camel toe on the cover of Rolling Stone – or is it moose knuckle? Whatever y’all – that’s what I call The Hotness. And the article is even better. As always, Rolling Stone is a great read. I won’t spoil By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
