Jennifer Lopez Britney in Vegas, Britney mixes with the D List Forget the ghetto weave – she more than makes up for it with that ass. Check out Britney from behind, girl got into shape fast, non? No love handles, no discernible jiggle, legs look lean, skin is reasonably spot-free now that she’s Fed-free, grinning happily with the re- By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Mrs Henchy’s husband is the real catch Brooke Shields in burgundy – a tad matronly for me but she does look lovely and regal and robust and happy to have buried the hatchet. But here’s what’s interesting: my sources say the current buzz about the Brooke reconciliation isn’t necessarily only about the positive PR but By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Angelina Jolie Zeta: Drag Queen and her Geriatric Let me preface by saying how much I adore Catherine Zeta Jones. The woman is stunning – a perfect, perfect face if I’ve ever seen one. Which is why I blame this on the makeup. It’s the eyes, I think. Might work for others who need enhancement, doesn’t By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Ashton Kutcher Josh Hartnett:definitely dumb but not quite Ryan P According to Sydney Confidential, Josh Hartnett has been spending time with a “mystery brunette” in Australia and was pretty cagey about it when caught at the airport, dismissing pappies with a not-so-friendly “Get F*cked” when approached for photos. This following recent rumours that he and Scarlett Johansson By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Keira Knightley Lilo: London Ladders & Missing Items My girl was looking rather unkempt in London at the weekend – check out her hose. Now if Eva Green was walking around with ladders in her nylons, I’d be all over it with praise. But on Lindsay Lohan, it’s just another complementary attribute to her Dirty Face and By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Stav’s Chicken Nuggets It’s a few days old, buried under the avalanche of the Cruise, but worth your time anyway. Have you ever heard the Greek Stav speak? Seriously…his voice trips me out! Goddess bless X17 for the video – have a listen. He speaks a little French, surprisingly deep, the “Chicken By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Moss Junkie Pete Rises Again – Kate Better with Leo? Shocker! Pete Doherty stopped by police and crack was found in his car, which naturally means he’s using again, and please…save it with the “just because it’s in his car doesn’t mean he’s using” excuse. A person with his history of addiction doesn’t get By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Jessica Simpson Tina Fey vs Hollywood Ebola I f&ckin’ LOVE this! And I LOVE Tina Fey. Tina Fey who wrote the brilliant screenplay for Mean Girls. Tina Fey who is one of the smartiest, funniest, sexiest women in showbiz (my husband would, he definitely would)…Tina Fey just lay the smackdown on Paris Hilton and By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Moss About Daniel Craig Many of you are excited about the new Bond, Daniel Craig. And rightly so. Jolie laide – ugly sexy – is that what you call it? I’m all over it gossips. Just like many of you are all over Clive Owen who would also have made a great 007 but the By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Pene Pirelli Source Damn-uh. Look at those guns! Look at those curves! Maybe it’s not a bad thing she’s a maybe gaybe? Seriously though…no wonder Tom broke up with her. Can you imagine how disgusted he must have been by this body? By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Ellen Barkin is a crazy bitch Which is why I adore her! First of all, for an older broad, she’s sexy as all hell. Starring in Oceans 13 with the boys – she will be fantastic. Next, it’s her balls. Love her balls. Ellen’s tangled up in a messy divorce with Ron Perelman, big By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Maddox is the new Aniston Source TMZ A veritable hair icon, non? Check him out, rocking his new ‘do: Asian gangsta ponytail made adorable by the only and only Madd. Even more reason for Jen to hate him… Poor Jen. First her man, then her mane. Will the deluge never stop??? By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Keri Russell JD Fortune trumps Lukas Rossi? Well, well, well… NOT SAFE FOR WORK – CAUTION! Look what just arrived in my inbox. It"s super, super smutty, but I"m a dirty smutter, and i just had to share. So you know I"ve been comparing assets between that JD Fortune (blech) and Lukas By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan: self harming? According to The Sun, these marks on her wrist are the result of cutting – contrary to what her publicist said about a fractured wrist or a minor scrape, The Sun had a medical professional analyse the marks and contends that my Lilo’s wounds could be self inflicted. Nothing to By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Pitt Protection out of control, the Pitts in NO? Interesting the contrast, don’t you think? On the one hand, the smiling Scientologists grinning away, a thousand celebrities in tow, happy to primp for the cameras, on the other, the Pitts in India causing a stink, or at least their overzealous security team. Just a few weeks ago, one By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen gives back too! In an effort to prove that she actually does more than sunbathe and smoke cigarettes and cry with her friends and deny being engaged and breaking up with men she was never dating in the first place, Jennifer Aniston has decided to join the growing list of celebrities making headlines By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
