Nicky Hilton Leo Ascends the Freebie Five Yes – the Freebie Five is still broken. I’m attempting to fix it later today. And again, just in case you’ve forgotten the current iteration: David, George, Leo, Hot Harry on the Horse, then Borat. Until today. Today there will be a shake up. Today, Leo will rise to By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Heather Mills: Golddigger contaminates America Widely discredited in Britain, Heather Mills has set her sites on the US, where she has arrived (LA) for an exclusive sit down interview with Extra – like 2nd or even 3rd tier, don’t you think? No doubt Paul’s scheming bitch of an ex will try to gain sympathy By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
Hilary Swank Kate Winslet & the Little Children An early contender for best actress, momentum has worn off for Kate Winslet not for lack of critical acclaim but in the absence of a huge high profile push a la Harvey Weinstein for Sienna Miller – more on that later. Still, by all accounts, Kate’s performance in Little Children By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Love Hewitt My Gwyneth & The Prince An uppercrust evening of philanthropy and doesn’t my snotty favourite fit right in? Kind of reminds me – those rumours a few years ago, just before Chris, that she was dating Spanish Crown Prince Felipe…I was never able to get anything confirmed or otherwise on that situation, although she By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
Katie Holmes JLo & the GMD As you know, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are going to the wedding…some say it’s because Marc has been asked to perform – innocent enough, right? Hmmmm… Do you recall JLo’s growing bond with Leah Remini? Over the summer, shopping, lunching, walking, scientologising perhaps for the benefit of By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
Anna Nicole Smith KFed Jr picks up the slack Now that the Original has been cut off, nice to see Junior is holding down the golddiggery. After all, someone has to make a living. As I reported yesterday on eTalk, super exclusive dirt on Tori and KFed Jr: what they’re selling, how they’re selling it, who they’ By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
Intro for Nov 16, 2006 Dear Gossips, Yesterday, Wednesday, was a busy day. If you missed any posts, including new pics of Little Sci, go through the archives by clicking on “THIS WEEK” from the left hand side of your page to get caught up. Today is Thursday, continuous blogging, check back often for fresh By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
The Daily Wrong: Star Jones Chill. I’m not saying only skinny girls can wear mini dresses. All I’m saying is that an animal like Star Jones should not be – a rare kind of monstrosity I can only describe as “eye raping”… Have I ruined your day? As my mother would say: bitch lost By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Tara Reid Tara: From the Mall to the State Pageant…runner-up My affection and sympathy to MK at DListed.com whose morning was ruined today because Tara Reid’s recent surgeries have rendered her halfway decent, sparing her from the kind of venomous but hilarious ridicule that is Michael’s trademark. As you can see, Tara’s improvement is remarkable and By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Cameron Diaz The Daily Ageless: Alyssa Milano To me, she still looks EXACTLY like Samantha Micelli. Have always had soft spot for her. Maybe it’s the 80s nostalgia, maybe it’s just that she’s an attractive, attractive girl, maybe it’s how she reminds me of my cousin Cat – picture a Chinese girl who looks By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Demi Moore The Daily Ageless Pt 2: Michelle Yeoh At the Bond premiere in London. Michelle Yeoh is 44…Michelle Yeoh – work or not – looks better than Demi Moore, and that’s saying A LOT. It’s the Asian thing you know? Whiteys have the eye colour advantage and the crease above the lid and some height advantages too By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Me & Addison Shameless self promotion – STOP READING now if you can’t stand it. eTalk tonight – catch my interview with Kate Walsh and see what she has to say about a possible love triangle with the hotness that is Dr Karev. Of all the beauties I interviewed that week, I swear, Kate By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Janet Jackson DirtyFace Hosts the WMAs World Music Awards, London, tonight, Michael Jackson scheduled to perform, Lilo and her dirtyface – again – present and accounted for. Too much drinking or smoking or toking or snorting or all of the above? I know I get the face bloat too after overindulging in glasses of red. But I’m By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
George Clooney Angie at McD’s My Gwyneth swore she’d never let her kids eat there but then again, my Gwyneth is a lovely, snotty, elitist bitch. Unlike the carefully cultivated public image of Mother Angelina who’s just down with humanity and eats what the world eats and lives how the world lives, ok? By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Clay Aiken KFed: the Black Marker Message Praise Goddess – I think this just cost him $5 million. AT LEAST. Today is a great day. Today we learned that KFed is poh. Today we learned that he can’t afford to eat, that he has to resort to smuggling booze out of restaurants because he’s too broke By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Daniel Craig There’s Something About Eva The dress. It’s certainly not safe. And likely not popular. But I don’t know. Somehow, on this night, for this occasion, on EVA GREEN…it worked for me. I mean the Queen was coming and there’s a controversial new Bond (why??? Daniel Craig is the hotness – have By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
