Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan: DirtyFace does London...again Sigh. It’s back. Lilo and her foundation problems – what the FRUCK is the problem??? Here she is, newly arrived in London, eager to hit the circuit – first stop Bond, the premiere then the afterparty, dirtyface noticeably dirtier as the night wore on, bloatface also present and accounted for. Interestingly By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Ryan Reynolds The Daily Farfetched: Reese & Jake? It’s a longshot but wouldn’t it be nice??? Here they are on the set of their new movie Rendition looking super comfortable, super compatible – much, much too soon of course…unless like Brad the marriage was over long ago? Unless like Brad her heart had given up way By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham It’s George I’ll be wrong for George any day – ANY day. George who is smart and funny and gorgeous, who SHOULD be #2 on the Freebie Five if not for my sh-tty web skills, George who jokes that Brad will be mad seeing as the Two Time moniker was the By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: free but not quite cleansed As you know, Britney went home to Louisiana this weekend, choosing to spend time with family rather than party in South Beach as previously reported. Nice to see that the “shower and look nice” trend is continuing, though I suppose it was too much to expect that she’d be By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Colin Farrell Intro for Nov 15, 2006 Dear Gossips, Not Matt, not McDreamy (thank Goddess) but George. For the 2nd time in a row, George Clooney has been named the Sexiest Man Alive. And to quote Gay Wentie Miller – Brava, People. Brava indeed. As for Nicole Richie – it’s not often that I believe celebrities but in By Lainey • Nov 15, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline KFed is the new Gest After spoiling Liza Minelli’s life for the better part of 2 years and then trying to extort her in a nasty divorce, David Gest is scraping the bottom of the barrel, appearing as a contestant in the British reality show “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here” By Lainey • Nov 14, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Bosworth My Kiki & Three Whiskers? F&ck…please…no. Perez is reporting that In Touch is reporting that the two were making out at the Chateau Marmont the other night, and now the astute members of The Fashion Spot have pointed out that, in addition to swapping spit, they also seem to be sharing By Lainey • Nov 14, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Hudson Goodbye Matthew People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2006 is expected to be announced tomorrow, and like at any beauty pageant where the outgoing queen is given the opportunity for a final farewell lap, I think it’s only fair to offer the same for Matthew McConaughey, even though he wore By Lainey • Nov 14, 2006 07:00 am
Mischa Barton Toni McKay will never age Probably the worst piece of acting, like, ever but that moment when Dylan pulled Toni out of the car, after she’d been killed by a bullet originally intended for Dylan by a mercenary hired by her father to remove him from her life – in the pouring rain, with Brandon By Lainey • Nov 14, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Garner: taupe is pretty I’m telling you…since she had her kid, I’ve fallen totally in love with taupe. Taupe is what I call Jennifer Garner. Taupe is not offensive, taupe is far from interesting, taupe is bland, taupe is the colour that gets chosen by the insecure bride to ensure that By Lainey • Nov 14, 2006 07:00 am
Orlando Bloom Penelope Cruz: gorgessity in black In NYC last night for a screening of Volver. No word on whether or not she’s attending the wedding that could have been hers but I’m hoping she’ll offer a pass. I’m also hoping she’ll start distancing herself from the word of the Hubbard – nearly By Lainey • Nov 14, 2006 07:00 am
David Beckham Possessive Posh hates the Pound Snoop Dogg says he wanted to hang with Becks but was shut down by his wife because she thought he’d be a bad influence…and can you blame her??? With all due respect to Snoop, and I do love Snoop, he doesn’t exactly make for innocent company especially By Lainey • Nov 14, 2006 07:00 am
Keith Urban Nicole and the New Idea Check out these scans from an Australian magazine called New Idea – exclusive photos of Keith Urban at Betty Ford with a few other patients and enjoying some personal time with his wife. Quite intimate, non? In’it amazing the pappies were able to get so close? And still no recent By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Natalie Portman Natalie & Gael: not the “EX” British papers and blogs today are reporting that Natalie Portman and Gael Garcia Bernal have reunited, making out publicly in a London club last night. Warning: gloating ahead. As I’ve reported all along, most recently on October 23rd, they’ve been back together for ALMOST A YEAR! So why By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Nick Lachey Nick Lachey: bored of Blondes & Breasts This photo – my favourite of the day, it kills me. Nick at Vanessa’s bday party in Vegas, apparently oblivious to the boatload of blonde breasts just behind him. I prefer to think of it as gradual numbness. Being married to set of hooters and not much else for 3 By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Sacha Baron Cohen My Borat de-Kazakhed Us Weekly is reporting that Rolling Stone has scored a straight up interview with my #5 Sacha Baron Cohen – note the Freebie Five is currently not up to date because of unexpected glitches during site updates this weekend. For the record – Borat holds down the fifth spot, praise Buddha. Sacha By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
