Keira Knightley Keira Knightley: The Underbite in Profile Although she looks much lovelier without makeup than she does with, for me it’s the underbite and by association, that jaw that has always kept Keira off my list of girl crushes. Watch her, any of her movies, you will note that the bottom set of teeth matches up By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Hugh Laurie My Borat Attacked! Some loser didn’t get the joke, assaulted my lover in NYC who apparently had to be rescued by Hugh Laurie, poor thing. Consolation? Another Kazakh domination at the box office – 2% increase over last week after opening in more theatres, a nice exclamation mark on the Republican losses of By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Tara Reid The Daily Mall Girl: Tara Reid It’s certainly an improvement – no doubt. Tara at the AFI event over the weekend looking not drunk and not hungover. Very impressive. And still…no matter what she does, no matter how much surgery she gets to fix the surgery, the best Tara will ever be is what I By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Angie on set, not pregnant As Marianne Pearl, nice transformation, photos taken today… You will note the flat stomach – obviously NO sign of pregnancy …how many times do I have to tell you to take Star and Life & Style off your smut list? Oh and about the Pitt tropical vacay plans…still no confirmation By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Kid Rock Lukas in Australia Straight from sources in Sydney where he arrived on promo last week. Lukas then went on to Melbourne to appear at Flemington Race Course on Saturday to present the Rock Star Supernova Stakes trophy to the winning horse, charmed everyone in sight, D&G shades on non stop, described By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Family Pitt Weekend In India, giving Madd and Z some quality parenting time, the perfect Pitts on promenade on the streets of Mumbai withOUT a 10 member swat team in full attack mode. Sure, they have security and of course, they would have to given the sheer numbers they’re walking through to By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Denise Richards Denise on Pam & Kid? First of all – have you seen these? Check out Pam in a tight blue dress, photos taken Wednesday, AFTER the miscarriage that took place a few days before, a pregnancy that was in its very early stages, no more than 8 weeks. Not that I’m a baby expert, given By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Nicky Hilton About Jude & Sienna People Magazine says it’s over and that it’s permanent this time. Total shocker, non? Because Sienna is so NOT a frickin’ mess. And Jude and James Gandolfini so did NOT hook up with a queue of eager babes in New Orleans a few weeks ago while promoting All By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Denise Richards Canada Hates Denise So even though local cops decided not to charge her for injuring 2 elderly ladies with a laptop, Denise Richards had to be rushed out of my country anyway. Saturday night, midnight was the deadline, she departed Vancouver on a 7pm flight because – and this is good! – sources off the By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Denise Richards Pam & Denise: the united front? Thanks to my girl M who tells me that Pam and Denise Richards were living it up at Glowbal in Vancouver last night, keeping up appearances after Denise hurt two elderly ladies with a laptop earlier this week. Given the drama that has unfolded recently, it’s not surprising that By Lainey • Nov 10, 2006 07:00 am
Denise Richards Denise & the Laptop: the Photographer speaks! Heads up! Rik Fedyck, he whose laptop was destroyed by Denise Richards, is speaking EXCLUSIVELY on television with eTalk – catch the interview tonight at 7pm across Canada and if you’re not in Canada, log on to the broadband network after the show. I’ll be back on eTalk on By Lainey • Nov 10, 2006 07:00 am
Ryan Reynolds Ryan Phillippe spins & spins Major communication mix ups while trying to Save Single Ryan. First the “exclusive” statement to People – exclusive AND weak – about not being perfect but not being as guilty as you think, which basically means “yeah, I cheated…but not THAT much”, followed by the “exclusive” cover with In Touch about By Lainey • Nov 10, 2006 07:00 am
Charlie Sheen Denise spins & spins Hasn’t been a good week for Denise. Already controversial, already not all that popular for her fantastical claims against Charlie Sheen mysteriously leaked to the press AND for hooking up with her ex BFFs man like 30 seconds after they split, Denise Richards has now added Injuring 2 Elderly By Lainey • Nov 10, 2006 07:00 am
Denise Richards Pam loses baby See? It WAS a PamRock! Pamela Anderson’s publicists have confirmed that it was early and that she lost the baby late last week. Sigh. Total suckage, let’s hope she can bounce back, Poor Pam. But not Poor Denise. In a rather opportunistic spin to all of this, the By Lainey • Nov 10, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Daily Frump: Victoria Beckham I’m not saying she looks fat…obviously she doesn’t…but a great example of how even Posh Spice can look dumpy if not careful with the cut. I think it’s those concrete tits. Imagine someone else, flatchested, less bulky up front…a total improvement, right? But on By Lainey • Nov 10, 2006 07:00 am
Denise Richards Denise on the Run??? Have been whisked away to Ucluelet, British Columbia – 5 years of marriage, more than Denise & Charlie, more than Brad & Jen…something worth celebrating, non? One downside – having problems connecting. Sorry for the intermittent posts, had to log on resourcefully to bring you the latest in the “Denise Richards By Lainey • Nov 08, 2006 07:00 am
