Kate Bosworth The Daily Malnourished: Kate Bosworth Poor Kate must have been having a fat day. Because starvation can sometimes lead to weird gas and weird gas can lead to bloating and bloating can drive young actresses to depression – the worst combination for a public outing. Love the sucking lips expression, common among those who’ve sworn By Lainey • May 14, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Adorable Baby Violet Same little face. Same little dimples. Same full mouth. Wee Violet is just like mom, non? And while I’m never particularly excited by the mostest dullest Jennifer Garner, I have to tell you…her child is cuteness overload. I suppose it’s a surprising reproductive advantage to being taupe By Lainey • May 14, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Daily Perverted: Jessica & Joe Is it just me or did you throw up a little in your mouth? Here’s a former Baptist minister who knows his daughter’s cup size and has no qualms about wheeling and dealing her career towards a music video that shows her writhing around practically nekked on top By Lainey • May 14, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay pale and pasty At a charity benefit the other night. So I think I’m going to start calling her o-fer. As in 0 for 25. As in a batting average of 0.00 – perhaps even less. Can you remember the last time she didn’t look dirty and/or washed out? By Lainey • May 14, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Dean McDermott defines Goldiggery Nothing to do on a 9 hour flight but stock up on celebrity rags and kill time. Made the mistake of reading the People Magazine article with exclusive details on Dean McDermott’s goldmine of a wedding in Fiji. Total trainwreck, y’all. You read and you cringe and you By Lainey • May 14, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman The Daily Frozen: Meg Ryan At some magazine awards the other night. Maybe not as much as Nicole Kidman but creepy creepy all the same. Why is it that some people get surgerised and look wickedly pulled and taut and then some people do it and look weirdly shiny and puffy - almost bloated but in By Lainey • May 11, 2006 08:00 am
Jason George Uma in London This broad is some kinda hotness. Even when she"s dressed like Camilla Parker Rottweiler, even when she"s greasy and bland, even when she"s not showing off those amazon legs, there is something so refreshing about the fact that she"s not wearing a By Lainey • May 11, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Moss Lindsay Lohan: the Mossification continues The leggings, the blow, the partying, the overt copycat style…and now a romance with a hermaphroditic freak who also happened to date Kate. It"s tragic, non? How hard my girl is trying to be Moss? An endearing reminder that even though she looks like she"s By Lainey • May 11, 2006 08:00 am
Halle Berry The Daily Ugly: Halle Berry Obviously Halle Berry isn"t ugly. But her dress is. And her hair too. The peekaboo lace, the budget looking embroidery, the straight outta the 90s necklace - It"s the kind of ensemble best worn with cheese ass acrylic nails and too much hairspray, on a gumsmacking tart By Lainey • May 11, 2006 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Courteney & Jen: a beauty-off Umm…Courteney Cox, hands down. Never understood why it was always Aniston getting the hype on Friends and not Courteney. Maybe it was those permaperky nipples that just wouldn"t go to bed. But side by side? No comparison, y"all. None. Take a look at Jen and By Lainey • May 11, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears: non news & wishful thinking Like you were surprised??? On the off chance you"ve been confined to gossip detox for the last 24 hours, Britney Spears went on Letterman last night and confirmed the worst kept secret in Hollywood - that Kevin Federline is the most fertile man in the history of sperm and By Lainey • May 11, 2006 08:00 am
Ryan Gosling The McGosling Update OK - it"s an exclusive. I"ve been sitting on this for a couple of weeks, and while I haven"t been able to nail down proof positive, 100% People Magazine level confirmation - I thought I"d throw it to you anyway, give those rabid Notebook By Lainey • May 11, 2006 08:00 am
Reese Witherspoon The Family Phillippe at the beach Well, well, well. What do we have here? A rare family sighting, taken the other day at the beach, of Reese and Ryan and Deacon spending some quality time … together! OK, gossips. I"ll put away my bitch for a second and play along. Just for the haters, the By Lainey • May 11, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Jessica Simpson: blonde again, single again Thank Goddess it was just a budget wig although touching up those roots wouldn"t hurt either. Ken fag…where are you??? Check out Jess in NYC yesterday, apparently in town to record a few new tracks for her new album. Did you know her last release went double By Lainey • May 11, 2006 08:00 am
Charlie Sheen Heather Locklear: friends in high places I"m telling you. Heather Locklear might be BLAB (B list at Best) but Denise Richards is scraping D - on a good day. And in the battle of public opinion, that bitch doesn"t stand a chance. Here"s Heather at the Michael Douglas golf tournament this By Lainey • May 09, 2006 08:00 am
Haley Joel Osment: A child star rebounds For his sake - thank Goddess. Because a little over a year ago, he looked like this. And at the time, I worried he"d never lose his virginity without paying for it. Fortunately, teen gawkiness appears to be receding and Joel - I"m calling him Joel - actually shows By Lainey • May 09, 2006 08:00 am
