Karl & Lindsay: death face and dirty face in NYC Who needs food when you have fashion? Why eat when you can starve? You want to know the membership requirements for Club Fabulous? Well, needless to say, it"s ok to be filthy so long as you"re skinny. Looking old is apparently much better than looking healthy. By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
Keith Urban Nicole & Keith: a New York update Couple of quick details to get you caught up on how Nic is faring now that Little Sci has landed. Kidman and Urban have been spending a lot of time in New York, much to the rumoured consternation and chagrin of his management team and his fans. According to my By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
Avril Lavigne Avril"s August wedding Totally forgot to write about this last week. So sorry. This, my friends, is a super exclusive. And if you saw me last Monday on eTalk, you are likely already aware that invitations for Avril and Deryck"s wedding were sent out about 2 weeks ago for a ceremony By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
Denise Richards Denise & Charlie: behind the ugliness On the off chance that you haven"t heard about Denise"s allegations, check any entertainment website from People.com to eonline.com to get caught up on her charges: that he abused her, that he threatened to kill her, that he has a gambling problem, that he By Lainey • Apr 23, 2006 08:00 am
Halle Berry Halle & Gabriel: gorgessity overload Walking hand in hand in NYC this week. So let me get this straight: Halle Berry is one of the most breathtaking women in the world. She has one of the most delicious bodies in the world. She has an Oscar. She has a clothing deal. She is reasonably intelligent By Lainey • Apr 20, 2006 08:00 am
Sisterly Love I am an only child. Which might have been a lonely existence had it not been for my cousin Cat who is every bit the sister and more. For all the scraps, for all the laughs, for all the times we braided our hair and pretended to re-enact kung By Lainey • Apr 20, 2006 08:00 am
Ashton Kutcher The Daily Ugly: Ashton Kutcher Two months ago I was singing his hot praises. Unfortunately, Ashton has now fallen back into the sh*tter. Because on Mr. Moore, hirsute is horrid. And hirsute has earned him the distinction of being named the Daily Ugly not once but twice. I don"t know why anyone By Lainey • Apr 20, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Is JenJen pregnant? Could Hollywood"s biggest victim finally be with child? That"s the buzz, especially after new photos of Jennypity surfaced today on JustJared with an imperceptible - almost imaginary - bump and, according to online observers, a slightly slightly slightly fully figure. And we are talking nano degrees here. Take By Lainey • Apr 20, 2006 08:00 am
Lourdes Maria Ciccone Leon Leonardo DiCaprio: the model trend continues I think this is the 4th model he has dated in succession. Nothing wrong with that...except as Leo ages, the twiggish mannequins he prefers to date stay the same age. As in very, very young. Her name is Bar Refaeli. She is 20. She is beautiful and tall, with By Lainey • Apr 20, 2006 08:00 am
Janet Jackson Janet Jackson: a brief body chronology I seriously don"t understand why everyone is losing their sh*t over Janet"s current weight loss. It"s about as interesting as Oprah on another diet. Here"s a scan from this week"s In Touch, a sickeningly stupid piece about how wonderful By Lainey • Apr 20, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: behind the Vanity Fair cover I"m sure you know by now that according to Gatecrasher, Jessica Simpson declined an offer from Vanity Fair to appear on an upcoming cover because she would be asked to comment on her divorce. I"m actually hearing a little more than that. According to my sources, By Lainey • Apr 20, 2006 08:00 am
Madonna Charlotte Church rock star Now here"s someone with a much healthier body image. So in case you missed it, she"s not an angel anymore. In fact, Charlotte Church lost her angel many years ago. So the fact that she"s no longer singing like one makes a lot of By Lainey • Apr 20, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Nick Lachey"s perfect move Memo to Tom. Son, you NEED to hire Nick"s publicist. Because never was a PR strategy so brilliantly conceived. So while my sources still maintain that Nick was the one who wanted out of the marriage for obvious reasons (his ex wife is a giant hole), reinventing himself By Lainey • Apr 20, 2006 08:00 am
Clive Owen Amanda Peet needs help I like Amanda Peet. I saw her a little while ago in some movie with Ashton Kutcher and I thought she was adorable. Having said that, I also think she needs a fashion lobotomy. Here she is last night at some event in NYC. Here she is at previous events By Lainey • Apr 18, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Garner Garner & Vartan: picture perfect Hollywood is a crazy beast. I look at this photo and if I didn"t know better, I"d think they were completely in love. As it happens, they were only filming a scene for the final episode of Alias. Still…if my husband was smiling like this By Lainey • Apr 18, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily Hoff: Michael Flatley I miss the flying limbed craziness that was Riverdance. So unapologetically cheese, so sinfully delightful, and so Michael Flatley, the Lord of the Dance, in all his oily, greasy glory. Well praise Hoff, y"all. Michael is back! A show called Celtic Tiger, soon to cause hysteria in a By Lainey • Apr 18, 2006 08:00 am
