Charlize Theron Tom & Katie: split…or not? As I’m sure you’ve heard, Life & Style came out with a ginormous bombshell yesterday – an exclusive headline claiming that Tom and Katie are over and that they will remain “together” but “not together” until after the birth of the much anticipated Scientolobaby. The magazine also reports that By Lainey • Feb 15, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson’s new US cover While the folks at Life & Style are busy defending their cover, US Weekly has fired back with a bombshell of their own. Jessica Simpson cheated on Nick??? You don’t f*ckin’ say!!! This week’s US is identifying Adam Levine as the undercover lover, joining Johnny Knoxville, Bam By Lainey • Feb 15, 2006 07:00 am
Nick Lachey A candidate for Nick Like, Oh.My.Goddess. Can’t believe we hadn’t thought of this earlier. Nick Lachey and Alyssa Milano! Low level celeb heaven, TV for life, both divorced, equally matched on the hotness scale, sexy enough to drive Jessica crazy, and just b-list enough together to make an incredibly By Lainey • Feb 15, 2006 07:00 am
The Daily Ugly: Joss Stone Via Saving Face. The girl has a crazy voice. Oozes talent. But my Goddess - what the frick is with her style??? Speaking from a feng shui perspective, I"m not a big fan of high boots with such an open dress, especially with the shoulders exposed. It"s By Lainey • Feb 15, 2006 07:00 am
Lake Bell Cam & Jude: the perfect couple? Like, Oh.My.Goddess. Can’t believe we didn’t think of this one either. He’s the philandering, polka dot wearing, fanny arsed dandy-man. She’s a dogface mule with dual privates and a raging case of underarm stank. How is this NOT the most perfectest couple…evah? By Lainey • Feb 15, 2006 07:00 am
Denzel Washington From Chris R: on Denzel and Pauletta any particular reason the Denzel-Pauletta Washington separation/divorce is so hush-hush? It has barely blipped on anybody"s gossip radar. Dear Chris, I’m just as baffled as you are. Let’s back it up for the benefit of those who don’t live and breathe smut. By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt From Lolan: happy Hollywood couples okay lainey, spill the beans, which hollywood couples are solid, happy and in love. there must be some . . . right? Dear Lolan, Hmmm…Tough one. How about the Pitts? See attached from JustJared. They’re ecstatic. They’re in Paris. They’re going to the circus with their babies and they By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Clive Owen From MS in Toronto: personal Clive unfortunately I don"t have great story to go with this, but here is a picture of our Freebie 5: Clive Owen. This is taken last Saturday night at The Social. All I can say is that I papparazzi"ed his ass and finally caught a pic of By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt From Kathy Z: Jen & Lance? new perfect couple alert.: jen maniston + lance armstrong. i can see totally see it. Dear Kathy, My first instinct was to rip you a new hole, especially since – prick that he is – Lance is one of my fantasy boyfriends. After the anger subsided however, I finally saw your brilliance. Forget By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Demi Moore From Erin: Demi is abusive? Okay, is it (abusing the help https://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=2630) Demi Moore? Isn"t she notorious for being demanding... "Gimme Moore" is/was her nickname...and around the "dry thin lips" I see lines from maybe smoking? Her hubby is much By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson From Michelle in London, ON: about Keith Urban I just wanted to say that you are totally on-target regarding Keith Urban"s Hoffness. I will not hesitate for a moment agreeing that he is full-on poser. Seeing Nicole and him at the Grammy"s together was awkward. The love-vibe I sense between them By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Jay Z From Jessica B: Zeta’s hiring frenzy? is (her hiring frenzy) about catherine zeta jones and michael douglas? Dear Jessica, Not them, although they certainly have much collaboration in and out of the bedroom. Think of a twosome with less time under their belts. And less proof of productivity too. By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Avril Lavigne From Becky G: Avril can’t finish? Is Avril Lavigne "She can"t finish"? Dear Becky, Definitely not. Avril may be a punk but she’s far from degenerate…so far. Besides, Derryk doesn’t do the locker room social, unlike the boyfriend who blabbed. By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Ben Stiller From Becca G: about Christine Taylor I"m sitting here watching "my name is earl" (gotta love jason lee) and Christine Taylor (aka. Mrs. Ben Stiller) is guest starring as a college professer. And let me tell you, I barely recognize her. She has gotten SO much skinnier, it"s kind of By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt From Barbara V: Keener and Clooney? catherine keener is no longer with dermot mulroney? well can"t say i"m too upset about that. i always thought she could do better. i thought for sure, that was her chance to get with the eligible george Clooney but then i found out he"s By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
Keira Knightley Natalie in Berlin The power of styling products. No wonder I’m addicted to Bumble & Bumble. Two weeks ago, Natalie was verging on awkward growth and sporting a geek ‘fro. Throw in a little hair tamer and take a look at the difference. In Berlin today for the premiere of V for By Lainey • Feb 13, 2006 07:00 am
