Jennifer Lopez The Daily Ugly: Jesse Metcalfe in Australia OK, let’s have it out once and for all. My guess is he's gay. You want evidence? I’ll give you evidence. How about the makeup? Check. How about the perfectly groomed soul patch – for just a hint of laughable manly man machismo? Check. And the meticulously By Lainey • Feb 19, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Christina in London A couple of weeks ago, I posted some photos of a healthier, no longer starving Christina Ricci that ended up being from a couple of years back, subsequently ending all hopes that her anorexic ways had come to an end. Happily, she showed up at the BAFTAs tonight looking decidedly By Lainey • Feb 19, 2006 07:00 am
Ryan Reynolds Rachel & Ryan at the Oscars Canada’s sweetheart was asked to host the technical Oscars on Saturday in Cali and she looked absolutely divine on the arm of her equally divine Ryan. Never mind the huge honour from the Academy, never mind that she is clearly being recognized everywhere as the new starlet on the By Lainey • Feb 19, 2006 07:00 am
Paris has a bump She celebrated her birthday in Vegas this weekend wearing a very tight dress and sporting a curious little bump. Curious because she’s obviously so skinny but also because no one is even bothering to speculate about pregnancy - as if this f&cking slut would sacrifice her body when By Lainey • Feb 19, 2006 07:00 am
G in Mexico No doubt about this one y’all. A very preggers Gwynnie in Mexico on vacay with Apple and her family. I said it first way, way back and I’ll say it again now. I’m hearing a boy sometime late April early May. Stay tuned… By Lainey • Feb 19, 2006 07:00 am
JT in London You recall my report last week that Cam was calling her beau incessantly https://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=3332 during their Atlantic separation, frantic with worry and desperate to know exactly where he was at all times. I also wrote that instead of being turned off by the By Lainey • Feb 19, 2006 07:00 am
Renee Zellweger Renee in London Ms Z showed up at a pre-BAFTA Vogue event on Saturday night looking like complete arse. Thank Goddess things improved for the main show on Sunday. She appeared a lot more pulled together, if not a bit frozen. Anyway, gossips are now raging all over the UK that Renee By Lainey • Feb 19, 2006 07:00 am
George Clooney Jake wins, Heath pouts Never a shortage of divas. After several weeks of sucky baby behaviour, Jake finally put on a happy face around the SAG Awards and the new strategic tactic seems to be paying off. Little Jakey was rewarded handsomely tonight at the BAFTAs, taking home the Best Supporting Actor trophy and By Lainey • Feb 19, 2006 07:00 am
Charlize Theron Charlize in London and in person Seeing celebrities in person is a double-edged sword for me. There’s the expected initial excitement of breathing the same rarefied air, the shock at seeing someone step out of a magazine and into your world, and of course that moment when you think if you actually walked up By Lainey • Feb 19, 2006 07:00 am
Natalie Portman I heart Natalie Portman I’m officially in love with Natalie Portman. I also want to become her. Here in Japan to promote V for Vendetta. Love the ensemble. Love the little body. Love the smile. Wonder if Jake G might want to counter those pesky gay rumours by striking up a romance with By Lainey • Feb 16, 2006 07:00 am
Vin Diesel The Daily Ugly: Vin Diesel Have no idea why some people consider him a quiver-worthy babe. Really??? Because I wouldn"t f*ck Vin Diesel even if it meant Joaquin an hour later. And not just because he looks like Shrek. Truth be told though, Vin wouldn"t want me either and By Lainey • Feb 16, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears and People Magazine I’m a total sucker for a great People Magazine profile. From JustJared. This one about Britney is another one of those. Bullsh*t? Of course! But for the first time in a long time, I actually liked her a little, which is saying a lot. Now before some of By Lainey • Feb 16, 2006 07:00 am
Joaquin Phoenix Supporting Winona I’m on a mission. My girl Winona is climbing back from the brink. And I feel compelled to assist in this endeavour. Still undecided on a possible romance angle to propel her back on the A-list but I’m happy to see she’s starting to feel ok By Lainey • Feb 16, 2006 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow My Apple My best friend never ceases to irritate people. She is criticized for being anti-American, she is criticized for being snotty, she is criticized for being too much of an anglophile, she is criticized for growing her hair too long, etc etc etc. People love to bitch about Gwyneth. Which By Lainey • Feb 16, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Tom & Katie in Australia Split? I don’t think so. Like I said yesterday there will be no split unless the Church of Tom allows it. And I think we can all agree that now is not the time. Fresh off the Life & Style report that had them separated undercover, the Crazies showed By Lainey • Feb 16, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Nicole & Keith: wedding watch update This ridiculous drama is changing by the day. As I reported on eTalk tonight - click here to watch the clip - Plan B is now being considered, as a result of heightened interest and also because of Katie"s due date and custody issues. I"m hearing that Nic By Lainey • Feb 16, 2006 07:00 am