The Oscar Contest 2006 You ready? Time to see if your Oscar observations can pay off. Correctly predict all 24 categories. The gossip with the most correct predictions wins. One entry per person please. And you must be a Lainey Gossip official subscriber which means that you receive my updates in your inbox every By Lainey • Feb 23, 2006 07:00 am
The Daily Ugly: Ethan Hawke Someone. Anyone. Tell me again why he gets so much p*ssy. Ten years ago? Absolutely. Even five I could understand. But now? Can you believe this stinky mutt scores as often and as much as he does? WHY??? When I look at Ethan Hawke all I see is bad By Lainey • Feb 23, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney, KFed, Mystery Slut, and Jessica too Good Goddess it’s been an interminable week. And having to deal with KFed and his sh*t is making it even worse. OK, let’s recap. Britney’s been in Hawaii working on her comeback, leaving the husband to his own devices in LA. Then came the photos. Of By Lainey • Feb 23, 2006 07:00 am
Ben Affleck Jennifer Lopez in Milan Pregnant? Umm…doesn’t look like it. Especially not at the D&G show in Milan for Italian fashion week. So the question is – is she adopting, per recent tabloid reports? Now there’s a rumour that sounds more plausible, all things considered. Especially since we certainly don’t By Lainey • Feb 23, 2006 07:00 am
Beyoncé Beyonce vs. Kelly: who would you choose? Among the ladies of Destiny’s Child, it is always, always Beyonce who commands all eyes. Is it only because her parents used to run the band? Is it because she manages to snatch the best wigs? Or is it just because she stands in the middle most of the By Lainey • Feb 23, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Moss Kate Moss in Milan Free of Pete? Definitely. Free of all the other badness? Maybe. Maybe not. But the bottom line is Kate Moss is back and I gotta tell you, I think she looks great. Even without a lot of makeup, even with the greasy hair, even with a spot here and there, By Lainey • Feb 23, 2006 07:00 am
Ben Affleck Ben bounces back Once upon a time, Ben was beefcake. Shined, scrubbed, slicked, coutured from top to bottom – every inch a glammed up companion to Jennifer Lopez. Since then, we’ve endured endless scruff, more than a few toques, a lowkey wife, and now a Violet baby. Not that I don’t love By Lainey • Feb 23, 2006 07:00 am
Keith Urban Nicole & Keith: an update First, let me gloat. Here’s one for the small band of irritants who love emailing me every day and saying my smut is full of sh*t. Oh really? On February 13th – OVER TEN DAYS AGO – I reported first that Keith and Nicole had sent out wedding invitations for By Lainey • Feb 23, 2006 07:00 am
Elton John The Daily Hoff: Celine Dion As ridiculous as she is – and she is beyond ridiculous most of the time – Celine Dion captures a certain Hoffness that can bring a smile to your face no matter how dark the day, no matter how heavy the burden. Behind the freakish thumps, the facial gymnastics, the icky icky By Lainey • Feb 21, 2006 07:00 am
Loin quiveration for Elle Macpherson At the Elle Style Awards in London on Sunday. Obviously the girl’s still got it. Can you believe she’ll be 43 this year??? Are you f&cking kidding me? You know, if Elle Macpherson hit on my husband, I totally wouldn’t mind. If I found her By Lainey • Feb 21, 2006 07:00 am
Still clinging to love You remember her, don’t you? Clinging to love? Well I hear the situation hasn’t improved. She now believes the only way she’ll keep him is if she gives him a baby. And they’ve been trying their best with no results. Which is why she’s now By Lainey • Feb 21, 2006 07:00 am
Disrespecting your elders Huge egos are not rare in showbiz. But few egos are bigger than his. Perhaps the personal and professional victories are starting to swell his head. Whatever the case, his behaviour is starting to raise eyebrows. At an industry event last week, major players in attendance, old and new, veterans By Lainey • Feb 21, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston A case for George & Renee I’m about to gloat, just a little. If you can’t handle it, skip to the next. Gloating isn’t terribly gracious, but then again, neither is gossiping. And in this business, I gotta give my sources their due when they come through. On Sunday night, following the BAFTAs, By Lainey • Feb 21, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Kidman, Thurman, and Aniston All three have been confirmed as Oscar presenters on March 5th. All three are thin, divorced, and dating anew. But upon closer examination? Hmmmm…let’s see. Uma and Nicole: Statuesque FILM ACTRESSES with several nominations between them. Jen Aniston: Not so much. So who’s the odd chin out? By Lainey • Feb 21, 2006 07:00 am
Ashton Kutcher Loin quiveration for Ashton Kutcher I’ve never found Ashton Kutcher all that worthy of panty rippage. Don’t get me wrong – he’s never been hideous but the outside package just couldn’t overcome the sophomore antics or the surfer stoner persona. Things only got worse when he and Demi hooked it up. For By Lainey • Feb 21, 2006 07:00 am
Mischa Barton Team Richie strikes back The claws are coming out and this time, a member of Team Richie is stepping up and calling Paris out. But first - let’s get one thing straight. Paris Hilton gives great head. She is also reportedly a really great f&ck. But unlike the legions of porn star/ By Lainey • Feb 21, 2006 07:00 am
