Beyoncé Intro for October 31, 2018 Dear Gossips, We ended the day yesterday with Beyoncé. We’re going to start the day by appreciating Beyoncé, which is what we do every day here at LaineyGossip. It’s basically our mission statement. I’m sure you’ve seen some of the headlines: Beyoncé won Halloween, Beyoncé saves By Lainey • Oct 31, 2018 09:03 am
What Else What Else? When I sent this to Kathleen a few minutes ago, she announced that Halloween 2018 is cancelled. By Beyoncé. Everyone can now go home. Right?!? Phoni Braxton! This is working out so great for me. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on Oct 30, 2018 By Lainey • Oct 30, 2018 04:35 pm
TV Updates Katy Perry is Halloween Oh hi, it’s me, the Halloween scrooge back to scrooge all over Halloween. You don’t have to scrooge all over it with me but can we agree it’s a pain in the ass? No? Fine. I’ll keep my sh-tty attitude to myself and give you some By Lainey • Oct 30, 2018 04:05 pm
Weddings Priyanka Chopra: Vogue bride? It’s been a year of fast celebrity flames. One of those flames has already burnt out. Am I the only one holding out hope that Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson will get back together? As for Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin, PEOPLE posted a story the other day about By Lainey • Oct 30, 2018 03:41 pm
Royals Prince William: “a little grand” As mentioned in the previous post about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, royal reporter Robert Jobson has written a new biography about Prince Charles (Charles at Seventy: Thoughts, Hopes, and Dreams) and remember, he researched the book over 18 months while travelling on official tours with the future king of By Lainey • Oct 30, 2018 12:18 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Harry & Meghan Day 15: “What Meghan wants” Almost there. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have just completed their second-to-last day of events on their first overseas tour. They visited the Northshore Riding Club where they competed against each other in a “wellie wang” (tossing rainboots), and planted a tree for the Queens Canopy, and met with Pillars, By Lainey • Oct 30, 2018 11:39 am
Marcus and Friends (dogs) Intro for October 30, 2018 Dear Gossips, Stop it, Netflix. Stop it with this algorithm f-ckery. The Netflix algorithm has helped to revive the romantic comedy. And it’s contributed to the popularity of true crime. Now that algorithm is coming for our hearts. They’re making dog documentaries. The trailer for Dogs, the upcoming By Lainey • Oct 30, 2018 09:21 am
What Else What Else? I spent last week insisting to my colleagues that this was fake and that it wasn’t a story. Like even on Friday afternoon, several hours after several sites questioned the identity, Kathleen was still in my office all like, what? It’s not him. It was never him. And By Lainey • Oct 29, 2018 04:31 pm
Gorgessity Zoë, 30 years later !!!!!!! Zoë Kravitz covers the new issue of Rolling Stone. This cover! If you’re old enough to remember, you will remember. You will know that this is meant to remind you of another cover. I posted about this last year, one year ahead of the 30th anniversary of when Lisa By Lainey • Oct 29, 2018 04:02 pm
BFFs Matt & Ben together again I mean, it’s not that they were ever apart, but we don’t see them together a lot these days. We see Matt Damon with Chris Hemsworth, often. A Matt and Ben Affleck sighting, however, has become more rare. The Matt + Ben thing, though, well it’s still a By Lainey • Oct 29, 2018 01:02 pm
Royals William & Harry: separate courts? The Times reported this weekend that we are about to see a major change in the young royal ecosystem. They have long appeared to be the closest of brothers, bonded in tragedy and an inseparable element in the worldwide appeal of the royal family. Yet the pressures of monarchy, marriage By Lainey • Oct 29, 2018 11:54 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Harry & Meghan Days 12, 13, 14: Feminism, photography, and another walk on the beach Two more days to go. As you know, by all accounts, the Sussexes’ first overseas tour has been a smash hit. Exactly two weeks ago, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle arrived in Australia and announced that they’re expecting their first child. From there it’s been an ambitious schedule By Lainey • Oct 29, 2018 11:09 am
Equality Issues Intro for October 29, 2018 Dear Gossips, How do you feel about Halloween? In my experience, you’re either not into Halloween or you are super into Halloween. And in the subgroup of those who are into Halloween, you’re either silly, scary, or sexy where costumes are concerned. If I HAVE to get into By Lainey • Oct 29, 2018 08:31 am
What Else What Else? I am not at all bothered that Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez are pulling an engagement stunt. She has a movie coming out soon. She’s always been good at maximising the f-ck out of every opportunity. Also, as far as engagement stunts go, Ben Affleck vomited rose petals all By Lainey • Oct 26, 2018 05:28 pm
Quiveration Noah, Shawn, Timmy: Hair-Off As Kathleen mentioned in her Shawn Mendes post earlier today, we are DISTRACTED. Shawn Mendes is distracting us in his "Lost in Japan" music video. I got on a group chat today with Sasha, Duana, and our other two friends Lara and Amy today to make them join By Lainey • Oct 26, 2018 04:39 pm
Game of Thrones Arya and her brothers HBO has still not officially announced a premiere date for Game of Thrones. We know it’s next year. We *think* it’s probably late spring when it always used to premiere with the exception of last season which aired in the summer. But this isn’t yet confirmed. I By Lainey • Oct 26, 2018 03:54 pm
