What Else What Else? This cat though. I want a day in this cat’s life to be narrated by the dude who narrated the honey badger video. Maybe my mother could narrate a day in this cat’s life. Actually, no. My ma also has no f-cks to give, like this cat. So By Lainey • Feb 16, 2018 02:56 pm
Break Ups Jen & Justin: who’s driving? We’ve been talking about the Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux separation announcement timeline. Page Six is now claiming partial responsibility: Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux announced Thursday that they were splitting up — suspiciously just two hours after Page Six asked their reps to confirm our sources’ reports that they By Lainey • Feb 16, 2018 02:38 pm
Break Ups Jen & Brad, the sequel? As soon as the Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux separation announcement came out late yesterday, the gossip world immediately went to Brad Pitt and how he and Jen are both single again at the same time. And everyone’s hoping for a sequel. Nostalgia is having a moment right now. By Lainey • Feb 16, 2018 01:22 pm
Robert Pattinson Robert Pattinson’s yellow pants Let’s interrupt our Jennifer Aniston divorce coverage with some shots of Robert Pattinson in yellow pants at the Berlin Film Festival with Mia Wasikowska. He does this once in a while… actually no, he does this specifically at this time. In Berlin! I just went back to last year By Lainey • Feb 16, 2018 12:39 pm
Break Ups Jennifer Aniston is single As noted in the previous post, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s breakup announcement timeline seems …curious? They release a statement that suggests they don’t want to be the focus of the attention. But they drop the news yesterday instead of today, pretty much guaranteeing that the gossip industry By Lainey • Feb 16, 2018 11:50 am
Break Ups Jennifer & Justin: the breakup timeline Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux were in Cabo for New Year’s with Jason Bateman and Amanda Anka. In their separation statement they say that they made the decision to separate at the end of 2017. There had been rumours around that time that they were heading for a divorce. By Lainey • Feb 16, 2018 10:35 am
Break Ups Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux: over There’s a lot to discuss here so we’ll break it out over a few different posts, starting now with the news itself: late yesterday, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux announced that they have separated. Here’s the statement in full: "In an effort to reduce any further By Lainey • Feb 16, 2018 09:26 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for February 16, 2018 Dear Gossips, GUNG HAY FAT CHOY! Happy New Year! We went out last night for Lunar New Year’s Eve. Ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, ordered some romaine lettuce, stir fried with chillies which, I know, doesn’t sound all that special. But it was important that we each have By Lainey • Feb 16, 2018 08:26 am
What Else What Else? I’m not saying I qualify for the Drake Scholarship Program that also includes shopping sprees to Saks but it’s still a fun game to play. That said, Odalie Paret, the recipient of Drake’s latest public generosity was only given 45 minutes in the store. Not to look By Lainey • Feb 15, 2018 04:40 pm
Oscar Isaac Oscar Isaac’s New Year hair I’ve been trying to be less ragey this week because it’s Lunar New Year tomorrow. And we’re trying to create harmony and welcome good luck, or at least better luck. It helps then that Oscar Isaac made an appearance because he’s not always around. He hasn’ By Lainey • Feb 15, 2018 03:20 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Tilda in tweed Isle Of Dogs comes out March 23. It’s being screened at the Berlin Film Festival this week. This is a Wes Anderson film which means people will have something to say – about how peak Wes Anderson the film is, about where on the peak Wes Anderson spectrum it falls. By Lainey • Feb 15, 2018 01:13 pm
Selena Gomez Selena & Justin’s Valentine Selena Gomez was in New York earlier this week for fashion week and Coach. She didn’t stay long. Last night Selena and Justin Bieber went to church. After that they went out for dinner. The photo agency is calling it a romantic Valentine’s Day dinner. My Photo Assumption By Lainey • Feb 15, 2018 12:48 pm
Top Reads Kanye’s Gossip Nostalgia Kanye West hasn’t been on Instagram since May 2017. Yesterday was Valentine’s Day though. And Valentine’s Day is the anniversary of the release of The Life Of Pablo (2016) so Kanye returned to IG with a message to wish his wife a Happy Valentine’s Day and By Lainey • Feb 15, 2018 11:53 am
Sarah Jessica Parker SJP “never responded” I wrote yesterday about Sarah Jessica Parker on the cover of the new issue of PEOPLE promoting her new GAP collaboration. PEOPLE’s initial post about SJP was focused on her kids and her marriage, a piece to butter up the MiniVan Majority. Later on in the day, PEOPLE followed By Lainey • Feb 15, 2018 10:25 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for February 15, 2018 Dear Gossips, Most of you probably know Sandra Oh best as Cristina Yang, one of the greatest characters in television history and if you call this hyperbole, we can never be friends. Some of us, however, first met Sandra in Double Happiness, a 1994 film directed by Mina Shum about By Lainey • Feb 15, 2018 09:21 am
What Else What Else? A lot of my focus the last two weeks has been on my Chinese New Year health rituals. Which means my doctor has been seeing a lot of me lately. And I’ve been all over her about the vaccines I need. Like the chicken pox vaccine and/or the By Lainey • Feb 14, 2018 04:43 pm
