Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Brie’s bad hair I f-cking hate the seafoam. It’s a terrible colour. Like, at this point, it’s become offensive to me that people show up in places thinking seafoam belongs on a red carpet. But what’s worse here than the seafoam is Brie Larson’s hair. Few people can By Lainey • Oct 31, 2016 10:00 am
Hook Ups Madonna & Idris Elba? Idris Elba is shooting a docuseries for Discovery called Idris Elba: Fighter that follows his progress as he trains to be a pro kickboxer. His training has been a gift to all of us. Example: Two weeks left. For my Chuuus. A video posted by 7dub (@7dub) onAug 9, 2016 By Lainey • Oct 31, 2016 09:48 am
Books Intro for October 31, 2016 Dear Gossips, Zadie Smith’s new book, Swing Time, comes out on November 15th. It’s about two friends who meet at a community dance class in the early 80s but only one of them has the gift for dance while the other has the gift of observation. I’m By Lainey • Oct 31, 2016 08:35 am
Royals Hot Harry by the ice Prince Harry was in Nottingham this week. He met with young people at the Russell Youth Centre and he visited with some kids at the ice rink. Usually Harry participates in as many activities as he can when he’s out repping his family. I can’t find any shots By Lainey • Oct 28, 2016 04:37 pm
Break Ups To Pay A Butterfly Mimi is the living embodiment of EXTRA. Everything is extra – her clothes, her shows, her baths, her presence. So, when she breaks up with someone, it’s never going to be small. It’s always going to be EXTRA. This is an extra f-cking breakup. According to TMZ Mimi By Lainey • Oct 28, 2016 04:11 pm
TV Updates To Float A Butterfly News of Mimi’s broken engagement is making headlines all over the place. First everyone was wondering if she got dumped. Then we heard about a big ass fight in Greece. And then we met Bryan Tanaka, her dancer/choreographer, who may have been why James Packer was getting so By Lainey • Oct 28, 2016 01:34 pm
Relationship Assumption Miley talks about her ring As you know, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are back together. And she’s been wearing the ring he gave to her when he proposed, before they broke, before she burned down the house of Hannah Montana and started twerking and, well, becoming the Miley we know now. Neither one By Lainey • Oct 28, 2016 12:57 pm
Break Ups To Dump A Butterfly Part 2 When we left off in the previous post, Mimi released a statement confirming that she and James Packer had a throwdown in Greece and that their engagement is on pause. She also denied that the split has anything to do with cheating or money. But according to TMZ Mimi had By Lainey • Oct 28, 2016 11:20 am
Break Ups To Dump A Butterfly Part 1 A couple of days ago, Woman's Day Australia reported that Mimi was dumped by billionaire James Packer. Woman’s Day isn’t exactly slam dunk with its gossip. Two weeks ago they said it was over between Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. Last week they claimed that Chris By Lainey • Oct 28, 2016 10:44 am
Intro for October 28, 2016 Dear Gossips, The New York Times posted an article yesterday about Yoko Ono as her old albums are being reissued next month. Years ago, when the albums were initially released, her music was considered super weird – and still is, by some, now. Those sounds, however, have inspired many other artists By Lainey • Oct 28, 2016 09:44 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Tom Cruise’s serious and secret girlfriend US Weekly went with Tom Cruise on the cover of the new issue this week. According to the magazine, Tom has finally spent some time with Suri, flying her out to see him a couple of times in the summer but keeping it on the low because he’s discreet By Lainey • Oct 27, 2016 03:19 pm
Amazingness Kiss her by the pussy When Ben Affleck’s Nick Dunne went down on Rosamund Pike’s Amazing Amy in Gone Girl a couple of years ago, near the beginning of the movie, right after they meet, I was surprised. And turned on. Ben really went for it. Cunnilingus in mainstream pop culture is as By Lainey • Oct 27, 2016 02:07 pm
Theatre Nerd Accolades for Jake Jake Gyllenhaal has been performing this week in New York in a production of Sunday In The Park With George. The final show was last night. Theatre critics are in love with him. According to theatre critics, he sings very, very well. The Guardian says he sings "superbly" By Lainey • Oct 27, 2016 12:44 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Oscar Loving? Sorry. That’s a cheese f-ck title. But once it was stuck in my head I couldn’t think of anything else. Loving opens next week. The film has already received strong reviews. Oscar experts are predicting that Loving will be nominated for Best Picture and that Ruth Negga By Lainey • Oct 27, 2016 12:05 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwyneth honoured in Spain Gwyneth Paltrow was in Madrid last night at the ELLE Magazine 30th anniversary party where she was presented with the Icon Award. G wore Gucci. And this dress… it’s amazing. It’s a rose growing out of her vulva and blooming all over her breasts. Which, I mean I By Lainey • Oct 27, 2016 10:22 am
Music Intro for October 27, 2016 Dear Gossips, Yesterday was a good day for internet reading. Yesterday was the 10th anniversary of the release of Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black. Some albums, over time, they lose their power. Some albums not only resist time, they defy it. Back To Black will defy time. “Back To By Lainey • Oct 27, 2016 09:39 am
