Emmy Awards 2016 Kristen Bell’s pale lip at the Emmys So… Kristen Bell is not my favourite. And she’s never my favourite on a red carpet. I actually look forward to this; I look forward to not liking whatever she wears on a red carpet. But this did not happen at the Emmys. Her dress was nice. Too flouncy By Lainey • Sep 19, 2016 10:39 am
Emmy Awards 2016 Amanda Peet: Most Improved at the Emmys If you’ve been reading this site for a while, you know about Amanda Peet – so beautiful and *could* be SO stylish but she makes the weirdest, most fascinating fashion choices sometimes. Like, oftentimes the outfit is almost good. But it’s either an inch too long or an inch By Lainey • Sep 19, 2016 10:23 am
Emmy Awards 2016 Andy Samberg & Kit Harington: Emmys best presenters All the photos I saw of Kit Harington before the show, on the carpet, were of him making his squinty-eye, brooding face, also known as his Jon Snow face. So it was going to be that kind of night. I thought…wrong. Because they paired him as a presenter By Lainey • Sep 19, 2016 09:29 am
Emmy Awards 2016 Michelle Dockery wore a sketch to the Emmys I was bitching earlier about so many pale lips at the Emmys. Michelle Dockery did not go with a pale lip. And her lip colour is probably my favourite thing about her look. This dress was a favourite for many of you. You tweeted and emailed about it. I guess By Lainey • Sep 19, 2016 08:25 am
Emmy Awards 2016 Regina King: Taffeta at the Emmys I will never not complain about taffeta at an award show. Unless it’s the People’s Choice Awards. And Kaley Cuoco is wearing it. Because that’s where taffeta belongs. But at the Emmys? On Regina King? Regina King, the winner for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Limited Series By Lainey • Sep 19, 2016 07:52 am
Emmy Awards 2016 FNL Alumni at the Emmys… and Kirsten Dunst Duana and I laughed about this when we were deciding on how to group some of these posts. I mean, when Kyle Chandler, Connie Britton, Jesse Plemons, and Aimee Teegarden are all there, of course I’m putting them in one post and labelling it FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS…OBVIOUSLY. What By Lainey • Sep 19, 2016 06:41 am
Emmy Awards 2016 Constance Wu: Emmys midnight blue This dress on Constance Wu was even better on television. The way it moved, the way the shimmer in the material caught the light, the effect was gorgeous. I need someone to create a nail polish in exactly this print. It’s not just the material and the colours though. By Lainey • Sep 19, 2016 05:54 am
Style Judith Light: Emmys best pale lip I was so frustrated with all the pale lips last night. No one really came out with a strong, bold lip colour. And several people could have used a strong bold lip colour. We will get to them soon. Judith Light did not go with a strong bold lip. But By Lainey • Sep 19, 2016 05:09 am
Emmy Awards 2016 Key & Peele: Emmy’s most bittersweet win That’s the word The Atlantic used when Key & Peele ended last year: “bittersweet”. The show was just award an Emmy for Outstanding Variety Sketch Series for its fifth and final season and if you’re a fan, you almost wish it was still around now, especially now, with By Lainey • Sep 19, 2016 04:46 am
Emmy Awards 2016 Angela Bassett & Courtney B Vance: Emmy’s “hottest chick in the game” When Duana and I were splitting up this list of who would write which names, and Courtney B Vance came up, I told asked her, “You think it’s OK if my entire Courtney B Vance post is gonna be about Angela Bassett, because goddamn”. And she was like, “Isn’ By Lainey • Sep 19, 2016 04:03 am
BFFs Amy Poehler & Tina Fey: Best Friend Emmy style If you’re the Schumer sisters, you go to the Emmys as twins. If you’re Amy Poehler and Tina Fey, and you’ve just won an Emmy together for co-hosting Saturday Night Live, and you’re presenting at the Emmys together, you choose outfits that are not the By Lainey • Sep 19, 2016 03:01 am
Emmy Awards 2016 Beyoncé: Emmys absent guest Is it because they had her in the second row? I mean, who the f-ck puts Beyoncé in the second row?! They had Amy Schumer in the front row but Beyoncé in the second row?! In the end, it didn’t matter, because even though everyone was waiting for By Lainey • Sep 19, 2016 02:19 am
Emmy Awards 2016 Matt Damon: Emmy’s surprise guest Sarah always talks about HBO’s Game Of Thrones dragon budget and how many times they can show the dragons based on how much money they have for CGI every time the dragons show up. And then a dragon showed up in the first 2 minutes of the Emmys. How By Lainey • Sep 19, 2016 01:54 am
Emmy Awards 2016 Intro for September 19, 2016 Dear Gossips, “I just wanted to feel beautiful, y’all!” That was Leslie Jones, making the required “award show accountant moment” the most interesting it’s ever been. The Emmys did a lot of things right last night. And one of those things was to find a way to involve By Lainey • Sep 19, 2016 01:10 am
Famewhores Orlando Bloom is blonde, and on Instagram About a month ago, Orlando Bloom was photographed on holiday with Katy Perry and he wasn’t wearing any clothes. Those photos were all over the internet. And he didn’t complain. Nobody cried about privacy being invaded, nobody called it a violation. I called it a cock-boost. Because By Lainey • Sep 16, 2016 03:46 pm
Douchebags Marky Mark doesn’t need a pardon Mark Wahlberg was at TIFF earlier this week to promote Deepwater Horizon. There is one reason I might – might – see Deepwater Horizon and it’s not Mark Wahlberg. It’s Gina Rodriguez. Most people who go see Deepwater Horizon, however, are going for Marky Mark. Because … I can’t finish By Lainey • Sep 16, 2016 03:15 pm
