Celebrity Social Media Celebrity Social Media, November 1, 2018 I can’t click play on this fast enough. On a scale of one to 10, how sanctimonious will this be? Off the charts. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Gwyneth Paltrow (@gwynethpaltrow) on Nov 1, 2018 at 7:20am PDT This morning Lainey wrote about Victoria By Maria • Nov 01, 2018 01:19 pm
Celebrity Social Media Celebrity Social Media, October 31, 2018 Have you felt a great disturbance in the Force? It’s because Steve Harvey shaved his moustache. View this post on Instagram A post shared by jake johnson (@mrjakejohnson) on Oct 30, 2018 at 2:42pm PDT Rocket is Pharrell and Helen’s oldest child (they also have triplets). Pharrell By Maria • Oct 31, 2018 01:51 pm
Celebrity Social Media Celebrity Social Media, October 30, 2018 Last week, I mentioned that Sofia Vergara is TV’s highest paid actress. And while we often equate money with power, it hasn’t bought her any peace from her ex, who continues to use legal manoeuvers to harass her. He is trying to take away her choice and control By Maria • Oct 30, 2018 01:21 pm
Celebrity Social Media Celebrity Social Media, October 29, 2018 Over the weekend, the two splashy Halloween parties (Casamigos and Kate Hudson’s) both went down. I have seen so many costumes on Instagram (yes, including Rita Ora as Post Malone – how could I miss it, she posted it several times), but these two are my fave, and both happen By Maria • Oct 29, 2018 01:33 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 26, 2018 “Sexy Dora and Diego.” View this post on Instagram A post shared by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on Oct 25, 2018 at 5:35pm PDT Are you following Rose IV You? There’s speculation that is attached to Beyoncé. The Fader’s investigation concluded that it’s not a new secret By Maria • Oct 26, 2018 01:21 pm
TV Updates Let’s Get Busy I have been banging on about Busy Philipps's This Will Only Hurt a Little all week on Smutty Social Media and judging by my inbox, Busy is reaching what I will call the CTZ (Chrissy Teigen Zone). That’s when a famous woman’s career gels into a By Maria • Oct 26, 2018 11:21 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 25, 2018 We’ve talked about fast flames a lot over the past few months, but I don’t know if we’ve really reckoned with our own fast flame: Noah Centino. It’s been two months (almost to the day) that Kathleen captured our enthusiasm about Noah being named “The Internet’ By Maria • Oct 25, 2018 01:33 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 24, 2018 Is this reigniting the Lady Gaga/Lana Del Rey feud from years ago? It was never that deep, but their stans go at it on Twitter all the time. I don’t make movies about my life. I live my life like a movie— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) October 23, By Maria • Oct 24, 2018 02:06 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 23, 2018 Drake texting with his favourite high school teacher is peak Drake. View this post on Instagram A post shared by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) on Oct 22, 2018 at 11:24pm PDT There is no way this cover could be any more on brand for Justin Timberlake. It’s literally his giant By Maria • Oct 23, 2018 02:54 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 22, 2018 This weekend I read “This Will Only Hurt A Little.” It’s dishy, yes. And it’s dishy in a way I didn’t expect; sometimes Busy Philipps gives us the dirt straight-up (like naming a Cougar Town cast member who shamed her for not having a nanny) and then By Maria • Oct 22, 2018 02:24 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 18, 2018 I love a celebrity birthday message, but here Barbra Streisand is putting on a clinic in how to do it. It’s a full shot of her good side. John Mayer is in the corner of the shot, looking at her adoringly. She posted it a day late. And he’ By Maria • Oct 18, 2018 01:36 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 17, 2018 In late September, I wrote about two positive stories that popped up regarding Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan’s divorce, predicting that they would both start dating publicly very soon and the stories were laying the groundwork for that. It has happened – Channing has been spotted with Jessie J and By Maria • Oct 17, 2018 02:06 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 16, 2018 Subtext: we are going to be the Fast Flames that last. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Nick Jonas (@nickjonas) on Oct 16, 2018 at 12:56am PDT Do you think Britney Spears included Selena Gomez in her workout on purpose? I don’t know how much By Maria • Oct 16, 2018 01:46 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 15, 2018 Do you think Diane Keaton and Nancy Meyers talk about their turtlenecks? Do they have their favourite brands/fabric/cut and that’s that, or are they both continually searching for the perfect one? Are turtlenecks proprietary information? View this post on Instagram A post shared by Nancy Meyers (@nmeyers) By Maria • Oct 15, 2018 01:44 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 12, 2018 Have you read Bradley Cooper’s NYT profile, written by the inimitable Taffy Brodesser-Akner? It’s complicated and insightful – thanks to Taffy. She does all the heavy lifting here. She has to justify the value of her work vs his idea that his work is so important and precious it By Maria • Oct 12, 2018 01:48 pm
What Else Smutty Social Media, October 11, 2018 Remember yesterday, when I wrote about Lana Del Rey and Azealia Banks’ feud? This is why. These insults will have legs and I want us all to be informed. Damn girl, I'm sorry. I let you down. I let myself down. https://t.co/rz8Ilv1wnx— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) By Maria • Oct 11, 2018 02:47 pm