Sex & the City Sex and the City: The Instagram Years In honour of the Emmys, Vogue posted this throwback photo. A good choice, right? Sarah Jessica Parker “liked” it. When this photo was taken in 1999, HBO was the be-all and end-all of prestige TV. Sex and the City was provocative and a cause for panic (like the Who Needs By Maria • Sep 20, 2018 09:49 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 19, 2018 Duana wrote about Kirsten Dunst and Landry at the Emmys – I agree with every single point. They definitely left early, they definitely stopped for burgers, and they definitely ate them while watching the playback to see if they could find themselves crouching in the background after losing their seats. View By Maria • Sep 19, 2018 01:57 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Jessica Simpson’s Pink Wave The gender reveal is like the “surprise album drop” for the Minivan Majority – they can’t get enough of it. It’s so prevalent that even celebrities can only come up with so many ways to reveal pink or blue: balloons, cutting into a cake, hitting a baseball, shooting confetti By Maria • Sep 19, 2018 12:11 pm
Dumbass Jared Leto, class warrior In the last couple of years, there’s been an increase in the conversations about the treatment of women in Hollywood, particularly around wage inequality and of course #MeToo. Jared Leto also has an an important topic to bring up: women who make too much money for his comfort level. By Maria • Sep 19, 2018 10:10 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 17, 2018 Tom Arnold and Mark Burnett getting into a physical altercation at a pre-Emmys party; Billy Eichner and Patton Oswalt offered post-brawl commentary. Roma Downey (Mark’s wife) claims her hand was bruised in the melee (see below: is Patton making a “touched by an angel joke” or is it just By Maria • Sep 17, 2018 01:56 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 14, 2018 He should have gone with “motherforking” – a tribute to The Good Place. It’s back September 27, by the way. Lin would want you to know that. He’s a fan. Gnight to every single fothermucking last one of you, ending or beginning your day, on your phone or in By Maria • Sep 14, 2018 02:29 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 13, 2018 My international espionage queen Wendi Deng is hanging with the Seinfelds (not the first time – when she was married to Rupert Murdoch, they attended some of the same functions). But the political climate has wildly changed in the last two years, even though Wendi’s loyalty hasn’t. She is By Maria • Sep 13, 2018 02:15 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 12, 2018 Since the British Vogue extravaganza, the Beckhams have slowed down on personal social media – it’s been mostly business. David has a new fragrance out – Inspired by Respect. What a stupid f-cking name for a cologne. What does that even mean? What does respect smell like? And who is supposed By Maria • Sep 12, 2018 02:33 pm
Break Ups DJ and Paulina: If these Hermes belts could talk The most gossipy thing to ever happen in golf involved Tiger Woods escaping his house in the middle of the night, crashing into a tree and then… well you know the rest. The scandal was epic in scope but quite basic at its core: a cheating athlete in a system By Maria • Sep 12, 2018 01:40 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 11, 2018 Drake texted Heidi Klum and she didn’t text him back. Headlines are referring to this as ghosting but I don’t know if that’s the right term – don’t you have to know someone, at least a little bit, before you can be ghosted? What Heidi did is By Maria • Sep 11, 2018 01:28 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 10, 2018 Team LaineyGossip is on the ground at TIFF and last night, Sarah bailed on a party. Then this happened. When reached for further comment, Sarah had no regrets. I bailed on meeting @LaineyGossip for a party last night and then Sebastian Stan and Taika Waitiri showed up so she will By Maria • Sep 10, 2018 01:13 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 7, 2018 I know it’s perspective but Ryan Reynolds’s hand looks really big in this photo. And now Blake Lively is going to have to get all cute about it in the comments. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Ryan Reynolds (@vancityreynolds) on Sep 6, 2018 at By Maria • Sep 07, 2018 03:14 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 6, 2018 Sam Taylor-Johnson calls her husband chav and I can’t disagree. Lainey is going to get so mad at me but when I was scrolling through I didn’t even know it was Aaron. I thought it was Maksim Chmerkovskiy from Dancing with the Stars. I’ve included a photo By Maria • Sep 06, 2018 02:25 pm
Faux Gossip The Beckhams go back to work The Beckhams’ British Vogue cover is a triumph, both personally and professionally. Happy, healthy, bonded, flourishing - the photos could not be a more perfect representation of their years of commitment to one another. Edward Enninful is the fashion editor of the future and his anointment of the family means By Maria • Sep 06, 2018 01:19 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 5, 2018 Hilaria Baldwin has 4 small children and did not have time to order the chalkboard off Etsy. If you are on Instagram, you know which one I’m talking about. The announcement chalkboard. What happens to them after they’ve done their duty – First Day of Kindergarten, Bun in the By Maria • Sep 05, 2018 01:48 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 4, 2018 Did you see the LiLo dance challenge over the weekend? We can thank Busy Philipps and Kelly Oxford for starting a dance craze that… well, it’s over already. What happens to a beach club in Mykonos after Labour Day? A post shared by Busy Philipps (@busyphilipps) on Aug 31, By Maria • Sep 04, 2018 01:17 pm