Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 8, 2018 The MILF is perfect for Cardi. The teddy bears are kind of creepy. Have you seen the chicken teddy bear on Twitter? Terrifying. A post shared by Cardi B Official IG (@iamcardib) on Aug 7, 2018 at 4:13pm PDT How does The Rock have a “big breakthrough” at the By Maria • Aug 08, 2018 02:27 pm
Weddings Justin catches ALL the feels The second set of “Summer 2018: Justin Bieber crying in public” photos are out. Let’s look at them closely here. The obvious question is: why is Justin crying outside? I’ve come up with a few theories. His hair: let’s face it, it’s weird right now. It’ By Maria • Aug 08, 2018 09:56 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 7, 2018 Did you know Jeremy Renner and Harold Perrineau are best friends? They’ve been in a few things together, but I had no idea they were tight. I wonder if Jeremy Renner understands the ending of Lost. I still don’t get it. A post shared by Jeremy Renner (@renner4real) By Maria • Aug 07, 2018 01:20 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 3, 2018 This is not Drew Barrymore in the photo, but someone she is working with. As many people have pointed out in the comments, the headdress is a problem. It looks like it’s from a craft store. Can we just not with headdresses? Why is that so hard! A post By Maria • Aug 03, 2018 01:10 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 2, 2018 Have you heard of Cameo? It’s a service that allows people to book personalized celebrity shout-outs for a nominal fee. They have 1400 “celebrities” on their roster (I use this phrase loosely because on a quick scroll, I didn’t recognize 95% of the names, but I don’t By Maria • Aug 02, 2018 01:08 pm
Music Mariticide is the new black I read a lot of fiction novels, and lately I’ve noticed a pattern: dead husbands. Men who are brought down (physically, or socially and financially) by an underestimated woman. This isn’t new, of course. Some of the biggest books of the decade have centered around a woman who By Maria • Aug 02, 2018 11:42 am
What Else Smutty Social Media, August 1, 2018 I have been reading, and re-reading, The Ringers “The 100 Best TV Episodes of the Century”. A lot of it I agree with (like “Bitch Slap” and “Forgive and Forget”). I would have chosen different for The Sopranos, The Walking Dead, Friday Night Lights, Game of Thrones, Lost and Breaking By Maria • Aug 01, 2018 01:41 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 31, 2018 Auntie Juliaaaaaaa. Do you think Emma goes to Julia for relationship advice? What do you think Julia says? By the time Julia was Emma’s age (27), she had been engaged to Dylan McDermott, left Kiefer at the altar, took up with Jason Patrick (then, we can assume, dumped him) By Maria • Jul 31, 2018 02:27 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 30, 2018 I was wondering when Gwyneth Paltrow would acknowledge Taffy Brodesser-Akner’s brilliant NYT story, which perfectly illustrates how goop is “infused with suffering” and a specific kind of exploitation around health and access. As an examination of a business and its ethos, the piece isn’t flattering. But it has By Maria • Jul 30, 2018 03:16 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 27, 2018 Over at Vulture, Brian Moylan wrote about Amy Adams’ on-screen reporting skills in Sharp Objects. This started a Twitter conversation – who is the worst fictional reporter? I don’t know the answer to that, but I would guess someone from Superman because Clark Kent fooled everyone with glasses. But if By Maria • Jul 27, 2018 01:53 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 26, 2018 Is Win a Date with Tad Hamilton a movie you will watch on a Sunday afternoon? I think it’s part of the early aughts rom-com cannon, but it goes wrong in one key way. She (Kate Bosworth) should have ended up with the famous “jerk” Tad Hamilton. The Nice By Maria • Jul 26, 2018 02:30 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 25, 2018 Brooklyn Beckham continues his role as the family driver in LA. But I need to talk about the no-shirt thing – why do some men do this while driving? Or worse, on public transit?! I understand it’s hot, but does taking off a t-shirt make that much of a difference? By Maria • Jul 25, 2018 01:46 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 24, 2018 This is the first time I’ve noticed Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s “Sam” tattoo. Above his heart, which is a bit old school, right? In a way that totally suits them. A post shared by Aaron Taylor-Johnson (@aarontaylorjohnson) on Jul 24, 2018 at 2:08am PDT Dog infidelity cuts deep. A By Maria • Jul 24, 2018 01:13 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 23, 2018 When I logged onto Twitter this morning, #8yearsofonedirection was trending. The band’s official Twitter account celebrated the anniversary, and Louis, Liam and Niall acknowledged it, too. No Harry or Zayn, which is not surprising. Not everyone wants to go to their high school reunion. A whole lotta history... this By Maria • Jul 23, 2018 01:33 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 20, 2018 Did Jenny Slate recently cut her hair? It seems short, a lot shorter than usual, right? That can’t just be because it’s wet. But besides the hair, I’m really focused on her nails. The French tip. I would not expect a French tip from Jenny, so I By Maria • Jul 20, 2018 01:27 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 19, 2018 “It hurts and it’s not OK.” Classic gossip moment, don’t fight me on it. Paris was recently in Mykonos but didn’t visit Lohan Beach House. That’s how you know these two genuinely dislike one another – it trumps the attention they’d get from posing for photos By Maria • Jul 19, 2018 01:35 pm
