Quiveration Anointing the Internet’s Next Boyfriend It’s a proud day when a peripherally famous celebrity you have a crush on is papped. Maybe last month when you told people about him/her they responded with “who?” but that’s OK. That’s part of the build-up to a big “I told you so” victory. Shout By Maria • Mar 15, 2018 04:07 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 15, 2018 There was a rumour that these two broke up but apparently they are still together. I have watched all of Stranger Things but I don’t ship any of the cast or couples (fiction or non-fiction). And my biggest complaint about the show is that it is too aware of By Maria • Mar 15, 2018 02:15 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 14, 2018 I know this mugshot isn’t new (TMZ posted it in 2012) but it is a good #TBT (as I’ve said, Armie is better on Instagram than he is on Twitter). He was arrested for pot brownies – a whopping .02 ounces of weed. Did they make him change into By Maria • Mar 14, 2018 02:24 pm
What Else Smutty Social Media, March 13, 2018 “The Meghan Markle power coat” is definitely becoming a fashion subcategory, and Mindy Kaling is the queen of statement pieces (even if she’s being modest). Her TV alter ego Mindy Lahiri had a wardrobe that popped, and The Mindy Project’s costume designer Salvatore Perez said it was because By Maria • Mar 13, 2018 01:53 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 12, 2018 This morning, Lainey posted about Amber Heard and Sean Penn’s possible romantic dinner together, so of course I had to go check on Leila George. No social media posts since late 2017. She’s 25. Maybe she uses Snapchat? A post shared by LEILA GEORGE 🦁 (@leilageorge) on Dec 30, By Maria • Mar 12, 2018 02:16 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 9, 2018 “I loved you in Slumdog Millionaire!” A day may come when I am not mistaken for another brown actor. But it is not this day.— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) March 8, 2018 Every time I get recognized for you I think “man I wish it were true:)”— Kunal Nayyar (@kunalnayyar) March By Maria • Mar 09, 2018 01:30 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 8, 2018 OK my Beyoncé guess was wrong – Gwyneth’s first podcast guest is Oprah. Major, for sure. A-list, absolutely. But – and we can start fighting if you want – it’s not a jaw-dropping scoop. Oprah is, among many other things, an orator. She enjoys speaking as much as we enjoy listening By Maria • Mar 08, 2018 01:37 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 7, 2018 A short American Idol clip of Katy Perry saying “wig” with a contestant is making the rounds on Twitter. She went on Kimmel shortly thereafter (after partying all night at Guy Oseary and Madonna’s Oscars after-party) and explained what “wig” means. Of course Katy Perry is expected to bring By Maria • Mar 07, 2018 02:34 pm
Celebrity Lifestyle Brands Rihanna’s Underwear Drawer This morning I was talking about how some celebrity collaborations make more sense than others and a big part of how the brand is embraced has to do with the level of commitment celebs show their products. Rihanna is a perfect example of someone who can make people want furry By Maria • Mar 06, 2018 04:16 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 6, 2018 I am very into this reboot of The Next Best Thing (except obviously this would be good). True story: I met @TiffanyHaddish last night and she suggested having a child together. We'd both had some drinks so I'm not sure what will happen, I'm By Maria • Mar 06, 2018 02:41 pm
Celebrity Lifestyle Brands Beyoncé’s Avocado Toast In May of 2015, I wrote about Beyoncé and Jay-Z partnering with 22 Days Nutrition. Since then, I’ve heard very little about 22 Days and have yet to have anyone tell me they have used the service. But even before that partnership was made public, I wondered if Beyoncé By Maria • Mar 06, 2018 10:44 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 2, 2018 Rashida Jones is in the early stages of writing a 9 to 5 reboot (along with Patricia Resnick, the original co-scriptwriter). The original cast is attached. Dolly, Lily, Jane. It’s early stages, and projects like this can fall apart for a million reasons, but what if it actually makes By Maria • Mar 02, 2018 01:36 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 1, 2018 Who do you think these two hot bitches gossiped about? My dream guess is Madonna. A post shared by Elton John (@eltonjohn) on Feb 28, 2018 at 6:17pm PST I will never not enjoy a We Didn’t Start the Fire riff. Hope Hicks white lies Jared's By Maria • Mar 01, 2018 02:42 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 28, 2018 Demi Lovato’s mother Dianna has written a book (this isn’t a case of a rogue relative – Demi appears on the cover and wrote the forward). I read the excerpt in PEOPLE and I’m very interested in the rest because both Demi and Dianna have been through treatment, By Maria • Feb 28, 2018 01:53 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 27, 2018 The first activity that came to mind for me was “nap.” Parents of 2 yr olds: what’s something fun you guys did together recently— Chance The Rapper (@chancetherapper) February 25, 2018 Waiting for a ‘Guns ‘N’ Roses is overrated’ meltdown. What’s inappropriate is Ivanka Trump being part of By Maria • Feb 27, 2018 01:15 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 26, 2018 In celebration of their 9th wedding anniversary, Gisele posted photo from her and Tom’s wedding. It’s not the first one – she did this a few years ago (I’ll circle back to that in a minute). This photo is definitely from the church ceremony in California– I looked By Maria • Feb 26, 2018 01:23 pm
