Break Ups Masters of Ex We liked Sarah Silverman and Michael Sheen together, right? We did. In 2016, Lainey celebrated Sarah and Michael making it through another year and we have been continually entertained by his relationship with his ex, Kate Beckinsale, and her relationship with Sarah (they love each other) on social media. Since By Maria • Feb 06, 2018 10:18 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 5, 2018 Tiffany Haddish should star in a movie about Cardi B’s first bikini wax. I’m bout to wax my vagina and I’m soo fuckin scared 😰— iamcardib (@iamcardib) January 20, 2018 Anyways i was only able to wax one side of my coochie cause i couldn’t handle the By Maria • Feb 05, 2018 02:52 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 2, 2018 Spice Girls say what? People think this means there is a reunion in the works but you know what they should also be working on? A biopic. A post shared by Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) on Feb 2, 2018 at 8:27am PST I had to look the lyrics up and By Maria • Feb 02, 2018 01:44 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 1, 2018 Fenty Beauty has a lipstick called Griselda and one was sent to Catherine Zeta-Jones, who just played Griselda in an ill-conceived biopic (the script was probably written on the back of a napkin). But this got me thinking – Rihanna as Griselda. That would be something to see. A post shared By Maria • Feb 01, 2018 02:07 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 31, 2018 I have so many questions about this insult. First off, what about Oliver Hudson inspires such passion in this person? Second, what is the “worst version” of Bradley Cooper – the one in Wedding Crashers or the one in Aloha? Third, Oliver has three movie stars in his immediate family – wouldn’ By Maria • Jan 31, 2018 02:15 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 30, 2018 Last time we checked in on Shawn Mendes, he was dealing with Hailey Baldwin. There are new photos of him having pizza with Camila Cabello, giving the pro- and anti-Shawmila factions a lot to dissect. But there’s a third person at the table with them (Twitter tells me it’ By Maria • Jan 30, 2018 01:36 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 29, 2018 I, like most people on social media last night, was/am obsessed with Blue Ivy’s hand gesture. It reminds me of her mother’s “stop it”. So precise. But there’s one theory I haven’t seen floated around. Camila Cabello was the one on stage – is Blue Ivy By Maria • Jan 29, 2018 02:31 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 26, 2018 Sandra and Madonna (and Debi Mazar, Madonna’s longtime friend)! You know who this made me think of? Ingrid Casares. Madonna’s Miami years. I couldn’t find Ingrid on Instagram, but I did find this. A post shared by Madonna (@madonna) on Jan 25, 2018 at 5:49pm PST By Maria • Jan 26, 2018 12:59 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 25, 2018 Praise Xenu, Tom Cruise has joined Instagram! What do you think his feed will look like? I’m guessing lots of photos of him hooked up to ropes and jumping off buildings. Does Tom Cruise ever chill and like, take a bath? Or does he shower suspended 200 feet in By Maria • Jan 25, 2018 01:21 pm
TV Updates FYI, Murphy Brown is back. I sent Lainey an all-caps message about Murphy Brown because I was sure someone would scoop up the chance to write about the reboot before me. I can’t possibly be the only one who is super excited about this, right? Murphy Brown ran for 10 years (starting when I By Maria • Jan 25, 2018 11:22 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 24, 2018 Gigi and Bella’s mom’s new reality show, Making a Model with Yolanda Hadid, starts this week, so she’s been talking about how she prepared three children for the business. One rule was not letting them work full-time until they were 18. Another is telling them that “there By Maria • Jan 24, 2018 02:02 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 23, 2018 How mad do you think Jared Leto is that this picture is making the rounds on social media today? today marks ten years of these photos of paris hilton and jared leto at sundance - a #moment in hi(std)ory pic.twitter.com/Z5RL0vzM2Y— popculturediedin2009 (@pcd2009) January 22, 2018 By Maria • Jan 23, 2018 01:18 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 22, 2018 Break the internet: Taylor Kitsch has joined Instagram. (He currently follows Sebastian Stan, Chace Crawford and Peter Berg.) A post shared by Taylor Kitsch (@taylorkitsch) on Jan 22, 2018 at 5:10am PST Can Twitter do that thing where they make imaginary movies happen? Because I need a buddy cop By Maria • Jan 22, 2018 02:42 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 19, 2018 Over the holidays I read Celeste Ng’s newest book, Little Fires Everywhere. I absolutely love her work. Celeste posted this exchange with her mother on Instagram, and a lot of people didn’t get it. Their parent must not be immigrants. If I told my mom I had a By Maria • Jan 19, 2018 01:50 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 18, 2018 I wish Dolly had a lifestyle line with candles and throw pillows. She does have a theme park, which is way cooler than tote bags (and don’t think she doesn’t know it). I think the saying goes "Big Hair, Don't Care" and that sounds By Maria • Jan 18, 2018 01:55 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 17, 2018 Yesterday I wrote about Jennifer Garner’s Pretend Cooking Show. She made English muffins, and I referred to them as biscuits, and Lainey included her biscuit recipe, and many people emailed and tweeted to tell me there’s a big difference between the two. I suck at baking so I By Maria • Jan 17, 2018 01:07 pm
