Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, November 1, 2017 This is the only way Gisele Bundchen or Tom Brady will touch toast. She also posted an Instagram story of their candy bowl, so I zoomed in on the options. It’s UnReal chocolate snacks, a Tom Brady-backed line that is “unjunked” (read: vegan, GF, fair trade, non-GMO, no corn By Maria • Nov 01, 2017 03:06 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 31, 2017 Bella looks pleased. With some time and space between them, she can stand back and watch the drama unfold, knowing that she warned him. And on the work side, she is nominated for Model of the Year by the British Fashion Council. Considering she broke the Vogue record for most By Maria • Oct 31, 2017 02:57 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 30, 2017 It’s true – this works for so many stories. If only Romeo & Juliet had cell reception. Fun: watch any old movie and note when you could stop the plot cold with a cell phone.— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) October 30, 2017 Because he’s a man of taste and distinction, By Maria • Oct 30, 2017 02:02 pm
Girly Throw Downs Kathy Griffin has no f-cks to give On Friday, TMZ spotted Andy Cohen coming out of the airport and asked a few questions about his upcoming CNN New Year’s Eve gig with his friend Anderson Cooper. The co-hosting spot became available after Kathy Griffin was fired for the bloody Trump mask photo, which CNN and her By Maria • Oct 30, 2017 10:00 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 27, 2017 Tyrese is holed up in his bedroom listening to Adele right now, a single tear rolling down his cheek. Tbt. To working our assess off with my boys @jasonstatham and Kurt Russell on #FateOfTheFurious but always clowning around havin’ the best time. As the camera pushes past me and Jason By Maria • Oct 27, 2017 03:04 pm
Celebrity Lifestyle Brands Barrymore Your Closet Drew Barrymore’s lifestyle brand has always been a little uneven but still pretty successful: Flower Beauty and Flower Optical are still both exclusive to Walmart in bricks-and-mortar retail, and her wine line, Barrymore by Caramel Road, has 3 labels (Pinot, a blend and a rose). Drew isn’t going By Maria • Oct 26, 2017 02:58 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 26, 2017 Chrissy Teigen’s version of the apology video – she almost had it perfect, the only thing she missed was blaming the media. for immediate release pic.twitter.com/c6226cR6eJ— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 26, 2017 This Superwoman defeats Batman every single time. Some see jack-o-lanterns, I see muffins. These very By Maria • Oct 26, 2017 02:13 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews A Million Years Later A common complaint about movies is that there are no new ideas, it’s all superheroes and remakes, reboots and spin-offs. But what about a story from 2003 that was supposed to be a movie but never got made? A work that was once so hot, Brad Pitt and Jennifer By Maria • Oct 25, 2017 02:39 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 25, 2017 John Stamos pulled off a Disney engagement, so does this mean there will be a Disney wedding? They’ve exploded in popularity thanks to Pinterest and comment boards for DisBrides. From this 2016 Racked piece, “At most affairs, Mickey Mouse is quietly omnipresent.” I asked...she said yes! ...And we By Maria • Oct 25, 2017 01:47 pm
TV Updates Narcos Season 3: Cali Love What do you think is harder for an established show to do? Lose a character or gain one? What if it loses two major characters and has to gain a new protagonist in season 3, would that work? Because that’s exactly what Narcos did for season 3 and dammit By Maria • Oct 25, 2017 12:55 pm
Relationship Assumption Not Today, Satan There is no celebrity couple I worry about more than the Beckhams. I would be crushed if they split and not because I think they are #couplesgoals (I’m a grown woman), but because I really think they’ve endured together, personally and professionally. Football, the Spice Girls, her chav By Maria • Oct 25, 2017 12:22 pm
Mark Wahlberg Boogie Down Marky Mark When I saw the headline about Mark Wahlberg asking for divine forgiveness for his role in Boogie Nights, I didn’t quite believe it. But this source article from The Chicago Tribune pretty much confirms that the headlines are accurate. Marky Mark gave the remarks while appearing alongside Cardinal Blase By Maria • Oct 25, 2017 09:56 am
Weddings I Do in Rio If you read Instagram comments (as I often do – for research, OK?!) you know that “come to Brazil” will inevitable appear on a celebrity post. It’s both a command and an invitation that’s become a meme. John Mayer recently joked about it; Katy Perry commented “lol.” (I looked By Maria • Oct 25, 2017 09:32 am
Gross Don’t Say “Uncle” One thing I found so illuminating in Lupita Nyong’o’s essay in The New York Times is how she was able to explain something that so many accounts about Harvey Weinstein couldn’t capture: the intimacy of working in a creative field. As she wrote, “Our business is complicated By Maria • Oct 24, 2017 02:32 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 24, 2017 It recently occurred to me that Josh Charles and Christine Baranski probably know why Julianna Margulies and Archie Panjabi couldn’t stand to be in the same room. Yes, I still think about their final scene in The Good Wife. #throwbackthursday #kalinda 👢 A post shared by Archie Panjabi (@archiepanjabi) onOct By Maria • Oct 24, 2017 01:19 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, October 23, 2017 Val Kilmer and Angelina Jolie were almost roommates in Morocco. Who do you think would leave a mess in the kitchen? Or label their yogurt? Once in Morocco I went house hunting with Angelina Jolie-She’s quiet and well mannered. We were gojng to split the cost-Better than marriage— Val By Maria • Oct 23, 2017 01:49 pm