Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social May 16, 2017 Britney and Justin wore it better. some scenes behind the scenes @gqitalia. italian interview at the link in my bio. A post shared by Orlando Bloom (@orlandobloom) onMay 16, 2017 at 12:27am PDT Vin Diesel paid tributes to mothers the only way he knows how: by posting a picture By Maria • May 16, 2017 03:23 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 15, 2017 I liked Oliver Hudson’s Mother’s Day dedication more than I liked Justin Timberlake’s. Happy Mother's Day to the three beautiful mommy's in my life!! @ehud26 @katehudson @officialgoldiehawn The most loving, hard working, playful, strong, hottest mama's around! I love you all By Maria • May 15, 2017 04:32 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 12, 2017 Busy Philipps has been posting Instagram stories as she lives her best life on a Disney Cruise; she said she’s used tons of data refreshing Deadline to see if her pilot, The Stackett Sisters has been picked up. It co-stars Casey Wilson and Bradley Whitford and was produced by By Maria • May 12, 2017 01:46 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 11, 2017 I love that Neil deGrasse Tyson has cornered the famous astrophysicist market. Yassss @neildegrassetyson and I are guests on Conan tonight!! He is the MAN. 🌌🌠🌌🌠 @teamcoco A post shared by Rashida Jones (@rashidajones) onMay 10, 2017 at 6:51pm PDT If you live in downtown Vancouver, are you sick of By Maria • May 11, 2017 02:51 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 10, 2017 Bow Wow posted a photo implying he travelled on a private. Then, someone posted a picture of Bow Wow on their flight. And yet another person found the photo he used for the private jet, which was pulled off a company website. Investigative journalism is alive and well! Travel day. By Maria • May 10, 2017 05:09 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 9, 2017 Remember when Jessica was promoting her first cookbook? Oprah dedicated an entire hour to her, and Jessica’s thank-you note was 21 pairs of Louboutins. That, for me, was the moment Jessica cemented her place in the gossip world because it showed how much she was willing to play. My By Maria • May 09, 2017 04:11 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 8, 2017 That’s gonna be a no from me, dog. 🙋🏼 @teddysphotos A post shared by Rita Ora (@ritaora) onMay 4, 2017 at 1:28pm PDT Did Mindy and Riz and Hasan all cut Judd Apatow out of this picture? Tee hee. G.O.A.T. A post shared by Mindy Kaling By Maria • May 08, 2017 05:06 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 5, 2017 David Spade recognizes this pinched, “everything is fine” facial expression. This is every girl ive had dinner with listening to my stupid drunk stories thinking 'you're fucking dead when we get in the car.' A post shared by David Spade (@davidspade) onMay 3, 2017 at 7: By Maria • May 05, 2017 03:46 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession I Am Woman, Feel My Womb Nikki Reed is pregnant, and she announced it on Instagram with a note to her future baby. That’s the most low-key part of her post. There’s belly cupping, and then there’s this – Bountiful Woman Floating in a Meadow. Look at the details here: she’s in a By Maria • May 05, 2017 01:33 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 4, 2017 Why didn’t she wear this instead of that lame Belle dress? #commesdesgarcons 🌹 A post shared by Jessica Chastain (@jessicachastain) onMay 3, 2017 at 7:30pm PDT First she was Japanese and now she’s Wonder Woman. She can really, um, do it all. Like her friend Ivanka. Thank you By Maria • May 04, 2017 05:19 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 3, 2017 My favourite MET Gala subgenre: celebrities smoking in the bathroom. The NY Daily News had a whole story on it: Dakota Johnson’s dress is much cooler from this angle (and yes that’s Armie Hammer vaping in the background). Smoking in the girls room #metgala @chardefrancesco @courtneylove @space_witch666 By Maria • May 03, 2017 02:29 pm
MET Gala 2017 Dakota Johnson: MET Gala’s Most Confusing I like Dakota Johnson’s relationship with Gucci because they are doing the “ugly expensive” thing really well right now and it completely suits her vibe. When Dakota wears something “unlikable” (ie: something that will get her on a Worst Dressed list in a celebrity weekly), I feel like she By Maria • May 02, 2017 09:30 am
MET Gala 2017 The Olsens at the MET Gala: Avant-Garde or Same Old? The Olsens are a staple at the MET Gala and year after year their looks are interchangeable. It doesn’t matter what the theme is, the Olsens dress like the Olsens (I like to call it: rich bohemian living abroad after her wealthy husband’s suspicious death). This year is By Maria • May 02, 2017 08:18 am
MET Gala 2017 Stella’s Blondes at the MET Gala Stella McCartney always has a huge presence at the MET Gala. She’s there as a designer, of course, but beyond that, Stella is exactly Anna’s kind of person (famous parents, British, wealthy). And Stella attracts a very A-list crowd. In the past she’s dressed Madonna, Cara Delevingne, By Maria • May 02, 2017 07:01 am
MET Gala 2017 Mindy Kaling: MET Gala’s Most Predictable THIS PAINS ME. The only reason I am calling it “most predictable” is because yesterday for Smutty Social Media I included a photo of her dress and at the time I was worried because of the shimmer and tassels. It is indeed shimmery. And there are tassels. It’s midnight By Maria • May 02, 2017 01:42 am
Style Priyanka Chopra: Met Gala Gadget Priyanka Chopra was one of the first arrivals to the MET Gala, and the “Inspector Gadget” jokes came fast and furious. I get it, she’s wearing a trench coat. I will tell you why I’m more into this than 95% of the gowns I saw. Adherence to theme: By Maria • May 02, 2017 12:39 am
