Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 23, 2017 Shade, unintentional gaffe, or inside joke? Judging by Nancy’s response (first time had typos, second time is just a correction), I think it’s the third option. Unless Nancy is operating at a high petty level and is scorching Kristi with social media kindness. But that’s wishful thinking. By Maria • Mar 23, 2017 04:49 pm
Jeremy Renner #huh? I follow an embarrassing amount of celebs on Instagram for Smutty Social Media. There is a predictability and pattern to most of their feeds – Nicki Minaj is fierce luxury, Miley is unfiltered hippie, Katie Holmes is bland gratitude. And then there's Jeremy Renner. He uses stupid hashtags. How By Maria • Mar 23, 2017 10:24 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 22, 2017 This isn’t helping Jimmy Fallon’s late night credibility. Now this is funny!!! Well done @jimmyfallon for poking some well deserved fun at me without… https://t.co/6tC2fuCuFF— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) March 22, 2017 William Shatner really hates the latest Bachelor dude. BTW as an early birthday By Maria • Mar 22, 2017 04:35 pm
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay’s deflated reality Last month, Lindsay Lohan was on The View. It was a warm reception, particularly from Whoopi. There were no tough questions and the panel seemed to cheerily decide to avoid Lindsay’s non-existent career, focusing instead on her philanthropic work and a sizzle reel. That’s what she was promoting, By Maria • Mar 22, 2017 10:38 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 21, 2017 Jessica Chastain and Xavier Dolan are really good friends, good enough that she can post a photoshopped birthday card with his crush. Yes that is Sebastian Stan. And yes Sebastian knows – he left a comment on the photo. Sounds like he’s flattered. Happy Birthday to this earth angel! 😇😇😇😇@xavierdolan By Maria • Mar 21, 2017 05:15 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 20, 2017 I’m back, just in time for Emile Hirsch to tell us (and his fellow actors/actresses) that Twitter is not a “meaningful” way to promote films. But you know what Emile does find meaningful? Retweeting compliments. He does it a lot. Myth: actors on social media help promote their By Maria • Mar 20, 2017 04:40 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 10, 2017 Rachel Bilson is joining Nashville?! Just when I thought I was out etc and so forth. You know how it goes. I can’t with this show. But Summer from The O.C. is back on TV, so maybe I can? Music city, here I come🎧#nashvillecmt A post shared By Maria • Mar 10, 2017 01:45 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 9, 2017 Choupette lives better than all of us. But I’m not sure how useful cat travel trips (on a private plane!) are. I guess that’s not the point. The point is to point out our peasant-ness. Time to get Choupette's bests travel tips. Read her exclusive interview By Maria • Mar 09, 2017 02:58 pm
Siblings Twin Work Horses We are never going to get a lot from Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, at least in interviews. We may catch the occasional double date or argue about them at the Met Gala (they are consistently my favourites, fight me) or see them launching a product on social media (but only By Maria • Mar 09, 2017 01:24 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 8, 2017 Kelly Rowland wants everyone to know she did not shade the Wilsons and the Instagram “like a comment” feature is dumb. (She’s right, it is dumb.) This pic of my dear friend and her beautiful family makes my heart smile, I can't believe how anyone would actually By Maria • Mar 08, 2017 05:42 pm
Sports Eat Like Tom (& Gisele) Would you like to have dinner with the Brady bunch? When you set the table in your mind, do not include wine glasses or bread plates or butter knives. Because you will not be needing any of that to enjoy a meal with Tom Brady. Tom and Gisele Bundchen often By Maria • Mar 08, 2017 03:14 pm
Equality Issues Sarah nominates: Maria on Margot Robbie’s Vanity Fair profile Margot Robbie covered Vanity Fair last summer. And the male writer liked her so much he… lamented the lack of nice, agreeable women in America…? Sarah nominates Maria’s post on the article, calling out the writer for his gross sh-t. Basically for turning a profile about her work into By Maria • Mar 08, 2017 01:28 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 7, 2017 According to TMZ things are calming down in Robin Thicke and Paula Patton’s custody war. King Julian watching King Julian. Happy Sunday A post shared by Robin Thicke (@robinthicke) onMar 5, 2017 at 9:19am PST Her robe IS better than ours. how I woke up feeling after my By Maria • Mar 07, 2017 03:16 pm
Aaron Paul Checking in with Aaron Paul It’s been 3.5 years since the Breaking Bad finale – do you miss it? I do. Which isn’t the same thing as not wanting a show to end. I think it ended at the right time, as good shows tend to do. But I still wonder if Walt By Maria • Mar 07, 2017 01:04 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Social Media, March 6, 2017 Does Sarah Hyland have friends? Here’s what they should tell her: you are famous. Your boyfriend, also an actor, is not. He is walking that red carpet because of you, as your guest. You are there for work. So perhaps he could pull out his totes adorbs act another By Maria • Mar 06, 2017 04:42 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 3, 2017 On WWHL, Lisa Kudrow told a story about a Friends guest star telling her, “Oh wow, now you’re f-ckable” after seeing her in full makeup. My first guess was Charlie Sheen, because… well, I don’t need a reason. My back-up guess is Sean Penn. It’s #WWHL with By Maria • Mar 03, 2017 03:05 pm
