Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 23, 2017 Alan Alda is everyone’s dad doing a cartwheel and it’s so cute! Join in. Video of you trying something. Doesn't have to be a cartwheel, and you can be a geezer at any age. Don't get hurt. #GeezerGusto pic.twitter.com/pkouc1rkTs— Alan Alda By Maria • Feb 23, 2017 03:59 pm
Tom Brady Boring Is the Head that Wears the Crown Hot on the heels of Karlie Kloss’s Memoirs of a Geisha rip off, Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen will co-chair the Met Gala this year and… well… I’ll leave it to a renowned fashion journalist to sum it up: Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady now co-hosting By Maria • Feb 23, 2017 12:05 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 22, 2017 A story about going out, in three parts. I LOVE @ABCKitchen ITS MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT I LOVE THE COOKS AND STAFF EVERYONE IS SO NICE! I LOVE THE LIME BASIL DAQUIRI!!— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) February 22, 2017 I'm drunk and I want to have sex right now!! Dammit By Maria • Feb 22, 2017 04:41 pm
TV Updates Demi strikes back When I heard Demi Moore is going to guest star on Empire (a show I dip in and out of), my first thought was that this is a cast that does not shy away from women over 40. Of course there’s Cookie (Taraji P. Henson), a character that continues By Maria • Feb 22, 2017 09:26 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 21, 2017 Everyone is getting all gooey over Drake wishing Rihanna a Happy Birthday, but I’m over it. I have something else in mind -- can you imagine how gossipy Future and Rihanna would be? He’s friends with Drake, she is not friends with his ex, Ciara. This week, Future posted By Maria • Feb 21, 2017 03:27 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 20, 2017 I just watched Lindsay Lohan on The View and she actually seemed much better than she has in years, in terms of clarity and talking points. But what’s getting headlines? A social media post about starring in The Little Mermaid, which is not happening for her right now. That’ By Maria • Feb 20, 2017 01:18 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 17, 2017 Seth Rogen has been direct messaging Donald Trump Jr. Sliding in to your DMs like: pic.twitter.com/zsUT4e2CnG— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) February 16, 2017 Look at that luxurious bedding. Choupette probably has the sheets changed daily. #HappyNationalCatDay from THE Cat! 🐱 #KARLLAGERFELD A post shared by KARL LAGERFELD (@karllagerfeld) onFeb By Maria • Feb 17, 2017 01:53 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 16, 2017 Nah, I disagree with Whoopi that the fashion world is being “mean” to Tiffany. Because she used her name to get the seat – and if that’s the case, she doesn’t get to ignore her name when she sits down. She can buy and wear whatever she wants, but By Maria • Feb 16, 2017 02:44 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 15, 2017 As Lainey pointed out yesterday, Tom Hiddleston is kind of sad. On Twitter, “Tom Hiddleston Bolognese” has become a thing, thanks to the writer of the story (Taffy Brodesser-Akner) posting the recipe. And he hasn’t been retweeting or liking any of the photos people are putting up. Even By Maria • Feb 15, 2017 02:59 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 14, 2017 Is it time to go on a totally unscientific social media deep dive to investigate if Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry are still together? Let’s start with the basics: yes they still follow one another on Instagram. ❤ ✨So much love for you guys on this mushy day! You keep By Maria • Feb 14, 2017 02:58 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 13, 2017 When your twin is also having a fire year. (I really like Riz even though I couldn’t get through The Night Of.) Met my 🇬🇧 twin last night #WeGetTheJobDone pic.twitter.com/TbgO4sDeLc— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) January 14, 2017 Nicki praises Adele for starting over. She's By Maria • Feb 13, 2017 05:30 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 10, 2017 Is this the eye of Linda Evangelista and Francois-Henri Pinault’s son, Augustin? I don’t think I’ve ever seen a photo of him on her social media. And of course now I’m down a rabbit hole -- sh-t got really messy for a minute, but after By Maria • Feb 10, 2017 02:18 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 9, 2017 Sure the D is easy, but is it bigly? 🤔 https://t.co/6s674G6h6i— Grindr (@Grindr) February 8, 2017 Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 8, By Maria • Feb 09, 2017 02:26 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 8, 2017 Courtney Love is taking extra precautions for her pussy. I'm no longer taking Eleanor on trips. She's a Persian cat, don't want to run into any issues passing border control #Notgrabbingthispussy 🐱 pic.twitter.com/BRjY140Ems— Courtney Love Cobain (@Courtney) February 7, 2017 I think By Maria • Feb 08, 2017 04:00 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, February 7, 2017 I’ve been meaning to post Jemima’s take on La La Land– people are either totally defensive about loving it or completely in agreement about dismissing it. La la land is cute. If it's 1933. We have to be more evolved storytellers than this. Literally a nap By Maria • Feb 07, 2017 04:35 pm
Drama Swimsuit Model Sh-t The Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue is being released on Monday (yes, it’s still at thing) and according to Page Six, there’s some behind the scenes drama about the cover involving Kate Upton. The magazine is working on three covers (like they had last year) reportedly featuring Serena Williams By Maria • Feb 07, 2017 03:18 pm
