Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 9, 2016 Brooklyn Decker didn’t love her description in this Andy Roddick profile. Aside from being reduced to a "bikini model wife," this article has some very nice things to say about my husband, all of which are true.— Brooklyn Decker (@BrooklynDecker) September 8, 2016 This William Rast ad By Maria • Sep 09, 2016 03:37 pm
Douchebags Just don’t call him “Bro” Even though it’s still officially summer, everyone has fall on the brain. Starbucks is trying to make PSL happen (that’s an abbreviation for Pumpkin Spice Latte) and stores are stacked with Halloween decorations and candy. People who are really into it will start strategizing about their costume. Which By Maria • Sep 09, 2016 01:16 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 8, 2016 Miley Cyrus has a girls’ night out, so how long before a low-tier tabloid uses this photo as a “Liam Fed up over Miley’s Partying!” headline? Girlzzzz Nightttttt @katyweaver @sarahbarthel @phantogram ❤️❤️❤️ A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) onSep 7, 2016 at 8:15pm PDT Star Trek is 50 By Maria • Sep 08, 2016 04:12 pm
Sarah Jessica Parker Smutty Social Media, September 7, 2016 This is a couple of days old but an Enquirer cover with an out-of-contex “gotcha” picture and George Wallace’s caption is so simple and perfect. Yeah join the club, buddy. pic.twitter.com/Z7ZVmqzbEg— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) August 31, 2016 Wait, did Kelly Rowland go to Beyoncé’s birthday By Maria • Sep 07, 2016 03:18 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 6, 2016 Maks doesn’t make sense – why would something with a lot of drama not be a compelling read? Is he saying that tabloids aren’t compelling? Maybe don’t promote your cover then, bro. Not the most...compelling read, but so much drama!!! LOL @dancingabc #theyshoulddoashowaboutthisshow A photo posted by By Maria • Sep 06, 2016 02:58 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 2, 2016 When the fortune cookie got it wrong. They got the wrooooong bitch 🦂 A photo posted by Anna Kendrick (@annakendrick47) onSep 1, 2016 at 9:26pm PDT When it comes to Rihanna and Drake, what do we know? Everything and nothing. That means we are left to interpret, which is why By Maria • Sep 02, 2016 02:04 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 1, 2016 I absolutely love this dress – the color, the cut, the sleeves, the pockets – on Renee Zellweger. I want this Bridget Jones’s Baby to be a hit; rom-com, as a genre, needs it. Rom-coms are drifting away, turning into nostalgic Saturday afternoon movies. What was the last great rom-com you By Maria • Sep 01, 2016 04:07 pm
Break Ups Summer Lovin’, Drifting Away It’s September 1, and while summer doesn’t officially end until September 21 (I looked this up, please don’t yell at me if I’m off), after Labour Day weekend, summer is over. Back to school. No more skipping out of work early on Friday. Packing lunches every By Maria • Sep 01, 2016 01:46 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media for August 30, 2016 His biggest client is Justin Bieber and his penis, but Scooter is becoming a major power player (and he’s only 35). Here he is at dinner with Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson, David Geffen, Les Moonves, Neil Portnow (the president/CEO of the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences By Maria • Aug 30, 2016 02:22 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 29, 2016 In her extremely limited time on stage last night, Rita Ora was trying the most. She was straining for a “moment” with Ansel Elgort. But do you think, being surrounded by people who actually make music and music videos people care about, Rita felt her place in the celebrity pecking By Maria • Aug 29, 2016 03:42 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 26, 2016 Shawn Mendes gave an interview to Billboard and is claiming he was misquoted about his fans not knowing him. I want to shake these young popstars and tell them not to pander to their fandoms. It’s OK if they don’t “know” you. You can love and appreciate your By Maria • Aug 26, 2016 03:38 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 25, 2016 Hailey Baldwin is working on a makeup collaboration that focuses on “filter-esque hues”. So it’s Snapchat face? 😚 A photo posted by Hailey Baldwin (@haileybaldwin) onAug 23, 2016 at 3:05pm PDT This is the guy who created Entourage. Which explains everything. Everything is just better here A photo posted By Maria • Aug 25, 2016 02:35 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 24, 2016 Sofia Vergara gave an interview to PeopleStyle and said she puts mascara and blush on around the house, even if she’s just going to shower. Do you think her towels always have post-makeup smear on them? Just walking around the woods❤️❤️❤️❤️ A photo posted by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) onAug By Maria • Aug 24, 2016 03:00 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 23, 2016 Dane Cook holds a grudge like a megalomaniac billionaire. And he’s not up on his news – how is he just hearing about Gawker now?! Good ol’ Dane piqued my interest, so if you are wondering what he is so upset about, maybe it’s the time Gawker categorized him By Maria • Aug 23, 2016 04:58 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 22, 2016 Katie Holmes confirms that she was in the Hamptons for Jamie Foxx, but also included a #friendship tag. Usually I would find this extremely annoying celebrity behaviour, but considering how she had to ninja her way out of her last marriage, I don’t blame her. I think public declarations By Maria • Aug 22, 2016 01:14 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 19, 2016 Left and middle asses belong to Nina Dobrev and Julianne Hough. Do you think they went bottomless, or did they pull down their bikini bottoms? Is bottomless the new topless? Four Full moons in Ida-hoe 🍑 #Cheeky #Repost @juleshough with @repostapp ・・・ Full moons! 🌝🌝🌝 A photo posted by Nina Dobrev (@ninadobrev) onAug By Maria • Aug 19, 2016 01:59 pm
