Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 15, 2016 Joanna and I have been emailing back and forth about Drake’s “mature woman” crushes. Sarah Silverman and Shania Twain – Drizzy has good taste. Do you think Rihanna teases him about it? WCE 💙 A photo posted by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) onMay 13, 2016 at 10:55am PDT My WCW even though By Maria • Aug 15, 2016 02:31 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 12, 2016 Turtle is engaged, and the ring is surprisingly tasteful. I like a solitaire. I SAID YES!!! Wait I mean... I've had many great blessings in my life. But this one by far is the best of all time. You are the greatest person I ever met! A photo By Maria • Aug 12, 2016 03:24 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 11, 2016 “Petite or thin”, what’s the difference? I love how no one just says “skinny” anymore. They want the lead to be skinny. Note the adjectives: pretty, sexy, attractive. So I’m sensing they are going for a look here. I'm still on the email list for casting By Maria • Aug 11, 2016 01:48 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews JLo and The Godmother Have you watched Cocaine Cowboys? It is one of those documentaries you have to watch twice because the first time some jerk (like me) keeps saying things like “it was how much money?” or “they hid how much cocaine?”. The numbers are so ginormous it is mind boggling, especially when By Maria • Aug 11, 2016 11:08 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 10, 2016 So this guy, Joseph Kahn (he directs Taylor Swift videos) goes out of his way to comment on/insert himself into stories but thinks gossip is feminine and thus beneath him? And the transgender joke, very edgy (in 1986). Awww Buffy and Brenda. My #mondaymuse (and really every day #muse) By Maria • Aug 10, 2016 01:58 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 9, 2016 I like Anne’s musings on jean shorts much more than I liked her defense of Jennifer Lawrence. There is no shame in gaining weight during pregnancy (or ever). There is no shame if it takes longer than you think it will to lose the weight (if you want to By Maria • Aug 09, 2016 02:24 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 8, 2016 Jessica Biel’s restaurant Au Fudge was graced with a visit from Dembabies and the Elusive Chanteuse Butterfly. There are a lot of pillows, do you think her caravan includes an SUV full of extra pillows in case the seating options aren’t sufficient? Kids night out 🎉🎉🎉 #demkids #alwaysbedembabies @aufudge By Maria • Aug 08, 2016 04:21 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 5, 2016 Cold soup is an insult to food (and don’t come at me with gazpacho because it is literally the worst) but I do appreciate Jessica Seinfeld’s captions. We need a little more sarcasm in lifestyle. When it's too late or too hot to make dinner, you By Maria • Aug 05, 2016 02:28 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 4, 2016 Clear eyes, full hearts, White House edition. (And yes of course President Obama is a Panther.) Happy birthday @barackobama! This was the first time I met him, and about fell over when he greeted me with "clear eyes full hearts can't lose!" Beyond his obvious great By Maria • Aug 04, 2016 02:44 pm
Tom Brady Smutty Social Media, August 3, 2016 I wish every profile about third best Joker Jared Leto started with this tweet. I bet the scene from American Beauty where Ricky talks about the dancing plastic bag is Jared Leto's ringtone— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) April 30, 2014 George Wallace has some soothing words for Chachi. I By Maria • Aug 03, 2016 02:22 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 2, 2016 I’m dying to have a deep read of this Alicia Vikander Vanity Fair article. I only allowed myself the first paragraph this morning because I’m under deadline, but it mentions Australia (oh lord not again) and Michael Fassbender and his schedule. “She’s wearing a light-blue button- By Maria • Aug 02, 2016 02:56 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 29, 2016 Yesterday I posted a Maverick throwback, and today Annabelle Wallis shared this from the set of The Mummy. We don’t get a lot of Tom on social media, but do you think he secretly uses Instagram? Is that frowned upon by the organization or is he “clear” enough to By Maria • Jul 29, 2016 03:01 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 28, 2016 Justin Theroux’s very candid photo of Mary-Kate Olsen. There was no time to say “prune” here. MK dancing. #tbt #joy #thejane A photo posted by @justintheroux onJul 28, 2016 at 4:09am PDT Gwen Stefani took a sign out of the audience, read it and then… what? There’ By Maria • Jul 28, 2016 04:58 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 27, 2016 Someone should tell Nick to cheer up because no one remembers the VMA winners unless Kanye interrupts their speech. Disappointed with the fact Close got no love for the #VMAs2016— Nick Jonas (@nickjonas) July 26, 2016 “We all make mistakes. Sadly mine have always been so public.” Yes that is By Maria • Jul 27, 2016 02:46 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, July 26, 2016 Robert Downey Jr. helps promote a Sorkin master class. Not sure why. What am I missing here? Is it because they are repped by the same PR company? Hope Sorkin covers the first rule of walk-and-talks in his @MasterClass: watch where you’re going! #AaronSorkin #TheWestWing (Take a By Maria • Jul 26, 2016 03:19 pm
Media Manipulation Bad Moms, Bad Trailer Last week, Lainey wrote about Mila Kunis revealing her former f-ckbuddy relationship with Ashton Kutcher on Howard Stern. It’s notable because Mila and Ashton are privacy scolds, except on the red carpet. And when she’s talking about her pregnancy on Ellen. Besides that, they are inscrutable! Right By Maria • Jul 26, 2016 11:25 am
