Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 30, 2016 Eva Longoria has a moment with Cool Pope Francis – probably one of the few times that hashtag is appropriate. Praying with Pope Francis 🙏🏻 #Blessed #Literally A photo posted by Eva Longoria (@evalongoria) onMar 30, 2016 at 8:19am PDT This request is the lingusitic equivalent of a man telling a By Maria • Mar 30, 2016 02:36 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 29, 2016 What an amazing array of body shapes chosen to model Jessica Alba’s new denim collaboration. #JAxDL #sneakpeek @dl1961denim #dl1961 cute booty🙌🏽🍑👍🏽 A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) onMar 29, 2016 at 8:31am PDT “Watch TV every day” is the wrong direction – that’s rich coming from a By Maria • Mar 29, 2016 03:56 pm
Music A Boy Named Kiefer What do Johnny Depp, Rita Wilson, Russell Crowe, Kevin Bacon, Dennis Quaid, Billy Bob Thornton, Kevin Costner, Scarlett Johansson and Kiefer Sutherland have in common? The music, man. Kiefer is the latest to join the “Um, Why?” club with his new country music single and video, Not Enough Whiskey. Now, By Maria • Mar 29, 2016 11:47 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 28, 2016 Calvin Harris is a technology mansplainer. Pls turn off notifications for everything and go outside for 10 mins— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) March 28, 2016 Chrissy Teigen and John Legend have had approximately 54 baby showers but this one was catered with fast food which makes it all tolerable. My everything. By Maria • Mar 28, 2016 04:32 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 24, 2016 Look at this ridiculousness. #notthegriswalds A photo posted by Cindy Crawford (@cindycrawford) onMar 23, 2016 at 2:57pm PDT “Even though HM [Hannah Montana] is chopped up into little tiny pieces and buried in my backyard…” This tribute to her former show is actually poignant. @realdukeofearles understands the insanity of By Maria • Mar 24, 2016 05:05 pm
TV Updates Aaron and Stardust on Ellen Last time I posted about Aaron Paul (it’s often, I know), a reader called Rita wrote in to tell me that she loved BB but has given up on Aaron because of the social media fontrum. Rita, I hear you. I feel you. The (now deleted) “Stardust, come love By Maria • Mar 24, 2016 04:31 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 23, 2016 Chloe Moretz implied that she passed on a spot in Taylor’s squad – do we believe this or no? I do, but I don’t think it was a hot pursuit. Here's a shot from my @Complex cover shoot. Had so much fun talking #Neighbors2 check out the By Maria • Mar 23, 2016 05:51 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 22, 2016 Justin looks like the cocky protagonist from an 80s movie who drives around in a white BMW and winks when he says “Catch ya later” and I’m not mad about it. A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) onMar 22, 2016 at 12:31am PDT Summer supports Marissa Cooper By Maria • Mar 22, 2016 02:59 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 21, 2016 Basic moms (like me) worry about Easter egg hunts while Beyonce is doing the first day of spring. Mindy has inspired me to make these carrot cards, which I will definitely f-ck up. Her explanation for why she is making homemade crafts when she is an impossibly busy person is By Maria • Mar 21, 2016 05:45 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 18, 2016 Nick Lachey is the Lauren Conrad of men – a basic bitch prototype. ☘🍺🇨🇮 A photo posted by Vanessa Lachey (@vanessalachey) onMar 17, 2016 at 4:06pm PDT Reese continues the dual-brand message – powerplayer feminist producer in LA and polished Southern woman of leisure for Draper James. The duality has been such By Maria • Mar 18, 2016 03:46 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 17, 2016 I think we all have a St. Patrick’s Day throwback that looks something like this. #TBT @officialjimsturgess @katebosworth and I getting very inebriated in Boston on #stpatricksday while shooting #21 A photo posted by Josh Gad (@joshgad) onMar 17, 2016 at 6:08am PDT Wicked braid crown on Chloe By Maria • Mar 17, 2016 06:02 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 16, 2016 Amy Schumer has a vacation date with the Seinfelds. Reenacting the swimming pigs scene from The Bachelor. A photo posted by Jessica Seinfeld (@jessseinfeld) onMar 15, 2016 at 1:58pm PDT Um, Harper’s hair! Draping like mummy 🙏🏼 X #proudmummy X ✨❤️ A photo posted by Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) onMar 16, By Maria • Mar 16, 2016 05:23 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 15, 2016 Oh sh-t I love this Kerry Washington cover. Sweatshirts need to happen more. And isn’t this cooler than another gown? Check out my new @elleusa cover!!! Styled by my badass friend and genius fashion director @SamiraNasr 😍#MamaSaidKnockYouOut A photo posted by Kerry Washington (@kerrywashington) onMar 15, 2016 at 7: By Maria • Mar 15, 2016 01:08 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 14, 2016 On a Sunday most parents are freezing their asses off at soccer or at a hellish indoor playground for a birthday party, and NPH and his twins are on a walking food tour in Greenwich Village. Yesterday the family went on a walking tour of Greenwich Village restaurants, courtesy of By Maria • Mar 14, 2016 04:09 pm
Media Manipulation The Honest Company’s Sorry (Not Sorry) Last week, the Wall Street Journal wrote an article about a chemical found in The Honest Company’s laundry detergent that was on the company’s own “banned” list (click here for a refresher). At the time, Honest called the report “reckless.” I thought that was a bold move, considering By Maria • Mar 14, 2016 10:18 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 11, 2016 This note from RDJ to his son might give you some feels. Congrats are in order for my firstborn, and I’m proud to oblige— Having braved the crucible of addiction (and pleased the court), his ongoing commitment to recovery continues to inspire and amaze… As long as we can By Maria • Mar 11, 2016 04:49 pm
