TV Updates Jessica Alba, You’re Hired NBC is clinging to its Celebrity Apprentice franchise for dear life. As Trump geared up for his run for President (I can’t believe I just wrote that), NBC cut ties with him and his entire business (two of his children worked as advisors, as did other Trump staffers). But By Maria • Jan 29, 2016 01:51 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 28, 2016 And I hear Nicole Kidman is in talks to play Janet. Miss Jackson if you’re nasty. BREAKING NEWS: Actor Alec Baldwin in talks to play brother Jermaine in Michael Jackson bio pic (developing) A photo posted by Alec Baldwin (@iamabfalecbaldwin) onJan 28, 2016 at 9:16am PST Eminem collects By Maria • Jan 28, 2016 04:55 pm
Music Zayn “fannies around with press releases” It’s Anti week. Rihanna’s new album is here, surrounded by leaks and drama. Kanye and Wiz Khalifa got into a fight over Waves (formerly known as Swish). Beyonce might be pregnant. There’s a lot of music gossip right now. Zayn, one of my favourites from 2015, is By Maria • Jan 28, 2016 12:55 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 27, 2016 This will get reposted without humour or irony a few hundred times because Instagram has never met an inspirational quote it doesn’t like. This is my new favorite thing. Highly polished nonsense. A photo posted by johnmayer (@johnmayer) onJan 27, 2016 at 2:02am PST Um, Gina Rodriguez and By Maria • Jan 27, 2016 05:22 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 26, 2016 I’m sorry, I love the texts between Amy Schumer and Colin Quinn, I can’t help it. “Trust me it’ll go viral.” No A photo posted by @amyschumer onJan 26, 2016 at 6:01am PST Squad quiet time. Guess it’s harder to round up an Instagram posse By Maria • Jan 26, 2016 03:51 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 25, 2016 Kanye is enthusiastic about his new album. I hate the name “Swish.” How do you go from “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy” and “Yeezus” to “Swish.” So happy to be finished with the best album of all time pic.twitter.com/JBWa8OWvqw— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 25, 2016 Et tu, By Maria • Jan 25, 2016 04:48 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 22, 2016 A blond Adam Levine with the Broad City cast. And playing a pilot? This crew is a SITUATION. A photo posted by Adam Levine (@adamlevine) onJan 21, 2016 at 8:53pm PST Heather McDonald and Chelsea Handler are now in a full out war of words – Chelsea said Heather’s By Maria • Jan 22, 2016 02:54 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 21, 2016 Amy Schumer has been accused of stealing jokes, and she quickly denied it. (Click here to read Sarah’s post on that.) Her friends were pretty quick to defend her as well. Anyone accusing @amyschumer of stealing jokes is a ding dong. She's one of the hardest working By Maria • Jan 21, 2016 04:15 pm
Media Manipulation Drew’s Flower Power If in 2013, when Drew Barrymore was talking about Flower Beauty all over the place, you told me that it would be a runaway hit and bestselling product line, I might have believed you, but I might have shrugged. There is something about Drew that makes her easy to underestimate By Maria • Jan 21, 2016 09:57 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 20, 2016 Dianna Agron is engaged to one of the bearded dudes from Mumford & Sons (his name is Winston – isn’t that perfect?), which makes her and Carey Mulligan band sister-in-laws. Mood. A photo posted by Dianna Agron (@diannaagron) onJan 20, 2016 at 7:10am PST Octavia and Jessica By Maria • Jan 20, 2016 04:22 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 19, 2016 Tracy Morgan continues his recovery – in a houndstooth blazer with elbow patches. My baby girl came to watch me on @jimmyfallon tonight. You should too! #pickingupthepieces cc: @megan_wollover A photo posted by Tracy Morgan (@realtracymorgan) onJan 18, 2016 at 4:09pm PST Allison Williams has a TV hangover and By Maria • Jan 19, 2016 03:01 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 18, 2016 Oooh some girlsh-t drama in the Best Original Song category. Linda Perry, a very respected and seasoned singer-songwriter/producer, thinks Gaga was given songwriting credit on “’Til It Happens to You” to secure the Oscar nomination and her promotional support. It’s not an outlandish claim – it’s By Maria • Jan 18, 2016 04:37 pm
BFFs The Privilege Games Leo’s reaction to Lady Gaga’s arm bump is now the 5th most viewed Vine ever. People love it, can’t get enough of it. It has spurred ridiculous stories of feuds and after-party confrontations (which high level gossips such as yourselves know are BS). Even though some By Maria • Jan 18, 2016 04:12 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 15, 2016 Best attendance is so an award Ryan Seacrest would win. that time I won *best attendance* for Dunwoody Wildcats football A photo posted by Ryan Seacrest (@ryanseacrest) onJan 15, 2016 at 7:49am PST Even though it’s the antithesis of everything I enjoy, I’ve always wanted to go By Maria • Jan 15, 2016 03:05 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 14, 2016 This is why I am not suited to practice mindfulness – I don’t want to be lectured by a tea bag. Hmmmm. A photo posted by Kerry Washington (@kerrywashington) onJan 14, 2016 at 8:00am PST Valid point, each and every one. Why do we have another year of white By Maria • Jan 14, 2016 02:46 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, January 13, 2016 Chelsea Handler is back in work mode, so no more topless shots? Or more topless shots? I don’t even remember what a working Chelsea Handler is like, except calling Angelina a c-nt. I'm back and I'm not fucking around. #NETFLIXJan23 A photo posted by By Maria • Jan 13, 2016 04:52 pm