Aaron Paul We’re Running Out of Time Together I’ve come to a very sad realization that I can never be with Aaron Paul in real life. It’s not because I’m married (on the Freebie 5 physical limits do not exist), but because he loves concerts. I hate concerts. Could we overcome this obstacle? I just By Maria • Jul 13, 2012 12:40 pm
Famewhores Kate Walsh, Billionaire Boyfriend Kate Walsh was photographed at the launch for a perfume called Billionaire Boyfriend. Captions referred to it as “her” perfume, but I thought, “No that can’t be right, you are reading it wrong. She must just be at the party or the doing the adverts.” So I kept digging. By Maria • Jul 11, 2012 04:26 pm
Lifestyle Kate Walsh, Billionaire Boyfriend Kate Walsh was photographed at the launch for a perfume called Billionaire Boyfriend. Captions referred to it as “her” perfume, but I thought, “No that can’t be right, you are reading it wrong. She must just be at the party or the doing the adverts.” So I kept digging. By Maria • Jul 11, 2012 04:21 pm
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston is Always in Reruns Jennifer Aniston is on the cover of GQ Spain’s July/August issue and when I saw the cover, I though it looked really familiar. But really, most Jennifer Aniston magazine spreads look alike because she rarely veers from her tanned and toned aesthetic. Now several outlets have confirmed that By Maria • Jul 09, 2012 05:13 pm
Breaking Bad Breaking Bad Season 5 preview: Season 4 review “I am the one who knocks.” -WW Poison figures prominently this season. Poison is how these people choose to kill because it’s underhanded, precise and can be done with a smile. Poison has to be administered by someone close, someone who appears to be an ally. But it’s By Maria • Jul 05, 2012 03:28 pm
Harvey Weinstein Harvey Finds a New Pet I don’t know much about Lana Del Rey except that she had a poor showing on SNL and is very divisive: pop phenom or fraud? Some fans felt duped that edgy Lana Del Rey is actually rich girl Lizzy Grant, but some argue she’s an artist and has By Maria • Jul 04, 2012 11:37 am
Movie Reviews and Previews About Last Night (Again) According to The Hollywood Reporter, About Last Night is set for a remake. The first thing I thought was that’s not possible, the movie isn’t old enough (and neither am I). Released in 1986, it holds up pretty well with its, “boy meets girl in a bar, they By Maria • Jun 29, 2012 12:01 pm
Breaking Bad Breaking Bad Season 5 preview: Season 3 review “I saved your life, Jesse. Are you gonna save mine?” -WW This is the season of close calls for Walt and Jesse. Almost retired, almost murdered, almost caught. Los Pollos Hermanos owner Gustavo Fring reveals a superlab and wants to hire Walt as a master cook. Gus is on a By Maria • Jun 28, 2012 03:06 pm
Amazingness The ultimate gift bag includes a dental plan Prince Azim of Brunei threw a 30th birthday party for himself; there’s rich and then there’s Sultan rich. It’s another level of influence and power. Prince Azim has very peculiar taste for a 30-year-old: the guest list included Faye Dunaway, Raquel Welch, Marisa Tomei, Jerry Hall (with By Maria • Jun 27, 2012 12:33 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession On screaming Flynn & his parents Whenever I see photos of Miranda Kerr or Orlando Bloom with their son, Flynn, he looks so happy. And he’s absolutely adorable and chunky and I’d like very much to squish him. But no kid is an angel 24/7. And I feel Miranda’s stress just looking By Maria • Jun 26, 2012 11:07 am
Breaking Bad Breaking Bad Season 5 Preview: Season 2 review "When I got my diagnosis — cancer — I said to myself, you know...'Why me?' And then... the other day when I got the good news... I said the same thing." - WW Huge, dense season. Bad decisions are being made, and the consequences are swift and By Maria • Jun 22, 2012 10:34 am
Mark Wahlberg Mark Wahlberg’s Cap & Gown Mark Wahlberg stopped into Letterman to promote his new movie Ted last week. It looks strange, but I love Seth MacFarlane so who knows. (Lainey: I do not love Seth MacFarlane but Ted to me looks awesome if only for that scene about white trash names for girls.) Anyway, during By Maria • Jun 20, 2012 11:59 am
Breaking Bad Breaking Bad Season 5 preview: Season One review (Lainey: the final season of Breaking Bad is a month away. Maria will be previewing the show every week until it starts. Oh Walt…what have you done?) “Chemistry is the study of matter. But I prefer to see it as the study of change. It is growth, then decay, By Maria • Jun 14, 2012 01:40 pm
Style What Karl Says and What Karl Means We’re all a little hung-over from last night’s Vancouver Smut Soiree. I’m hanging onto my blowout for dear life. But it was fun, so fun! Lainey’s blind item reveals are my favourite—Dan Levy was so scandalized, I hope he recovered. It’s Friday, so let’ By Maria • Jun 08, 2012 01:51 pm
Girly Throw Downs Warrior Mom Jenny McCarthy On Jim Carrey Let me start by saying I despise Jenny McCarthy. This will not be unbiased, nor will it be kind. Jenny went on the Howard Stern Show this week to promote the new reality show she’s hosting and her upcoming Playboy spread (July/August issue). Talk turned to Jim Carrey By Maria • Jun 07, 2012 10:50 am
Aaron Paul Aaron Paul is not Jesse Pinkman (Lainey: Ready for the final season of Breaking Bad? The recaps are coming. But first, every week leading up to the premiere, Maria’s posting previews. Then we’ll be recapping the new episodes.) Aaron Paul is not Jesse Pinkman. But in my mind he is. Because I want him By Maria • Jun 05, 2012 05:16 pm
