Baby and Bump Obsession Winnie Cooper Is Way Smart Last week Lainey and I were talking about our anxiety dreams: mine always revolve around math class. And this is because I’m painfully, embarrassingly bad at math. It’s awful. When out for dinner with friends, they know to calculate my share and tip because it takes me too By Maria • Aug 16, 2012 10:33 am
Breaking Bad Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 5: Stop That Train Why is 5/5 making me nervous? I feel something heavy in the air. The duality of Walt (chemistry teacher/ambitious meth cooker) has been done away with. Now it’s all Heisenberg, all the time. But episode one gave a glimpse into the future (Walt’s full head of By Maria • Aug 13, 2012 03:26 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Drew and Cameron BFF Baby Shower Drew Barrymore is the cutest pregnant person; it’s like she and Reese are having an adorable face-off with their pregnancy style. According to US Weekly, Cameron Diaz threw Drew a baby shower last weekend and my first thought was that they must be as tight as ever because By Maria • Aug 10, 2012 12:24 pm
Breaking Bad Breaking Bad Season 5, Episode 4: How Skyler Got Her Groove Back Walt and Walt Jr. are at a body shop picking up the white SUV (I think from when Walt ran into a car on purpose to avoid going to the superlab with Hank). The mechanic describes the car as sturdy, reliable and with lots of life left in it; that By Maria • Aug 06, 2012 01:41 pm
Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 3: Cooking Under the Big Top Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 3 recap A suit walks into a jailhouse to see his client, with Mike posing as his paralegal (that’s a pretty brilliant ruse). The client is Dennis, one of 11 from Lydia’s list. Dennis swears he won’t flip, but there are 9 By Maria • Jul 30, 2012 02:22 pm
Elizabeth Banks Elizabeth Banks, mommy blogger I’ve really, really liked Elizabeth Banks ever since The 40 Year Old Virgin. She’s smart and funny and a great character actress in a time when everyone is trying to be a leading lady. So I was surprised when perusing iVillage’s celebrity mom blogger section (yes, this By Maria • Jul 30, 2012 12:12 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Kingston’s Blue Hair In the consuming Twilight drama (we’ve all been refreshing our browsers every 30 seconds for updates, right?) I almost missed this story on Kingston’s blue hair. Mommy commenter people are not happy with Kingston’s blue hair. From one mother to another, let me say to those people: By Maria • Jul 26, 2012 04:10 pm
Breaking Bad Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 2: Madrigal I’d like to rename this episode Prophylactic Measures in honour of Mike. He has a certain eloquence to him, no? Scene opens in a lab, where a Christopher Walken-esque old dude is trying out an array of sauces, while a team in white lab coats anxiously await his By Maria • Jul 23, 2012 02:46 pm
Famewhores Jessica Alba, world traveller If you consider her first act being a movie star, then I guess she’s in her second act. She was in movies, but was Jessica Alba ever a movie star? Debatable. Vanity Fair does a series called Where I Go: International Itineraries from the Global Jet Set, a prescribed By Maria • Jul 18, 2012 12:07 pm
Breaking Bad Live Free or Die Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 1 recap Walt has hair! On his head! He looks so different, dressed in casual, slightly dirty clothes, unkempt beard, no wedding ring and black-framed glasses. He shows the chatty diner waitress a fake ID to get a free , greasy birthday breakfast (and to By Maria • Jul 16, 2012 02:47 pm
Aaron Paul We’re Running Out of Time Together I’ve come to a very sad realization that I can never be with Aaron Paul in real life. It’s not because I’m married (on the Freebie 5 physical limits do not exist), but because he loves concerts. I hate concerts. Could we overcome this obstacle? I just By Maria • Jul 13, 2012 12:40 pm
Famewhores Kate Walsh, Billionaire Boyfriend Kate Walsh was photographed at the launch for a perfume called Billionaire Boyfriend. Captions referred to it as “her” perfume, but I thought, “No that can’t be right, you are reading it wrong. She must just be at the party or the doing the adverts.” So I kept digging. By Maria • Jul 11, 2012 04:26 pm
Lifestyle Kate Walsh, Billionaire Boyfriend Kate Walsh was photographed at the launch for a perfume called Billionaire Boyfriend. Captions referred to it as “her” perfume, but I thought, “No that can’t be right, you are reading it wrong. She must just be at the party or the doing the adverts.” So I kept digging. By Maria • Jul 11, 2012 04:21 pm
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston is Always in Reruns Jennifer Aniston is on the cover of GQ Spain’s July/August issue and when I saw the cover, I though it looked really familiar. But really, most Jennifer Aniston magazine spreads look alike because she rarely veers from her tanned and toned aesthetic. Now several outlets have confirmed that By Maria • Jul 09, 2012 05:13 pm
Breaking Bad Breaking Bad Season 5 preview: Season 4 review “I am the one who knocks.” -WW Poison figures prominently this season. Poison is how these people choose to kill because it’s underhanded, precise and can be done with a smile. Poison has to be administered by someone close, someone who appears to be an ally. But it’s By Maria • Jul 05, 2012 03:28 pm
Harvey Weinstein Harvey Finds a New Pet I don’t know much about Lana Del Rey except that she had a poor showing on SNL and is very divisive: pop phenom or fraud? Some fans felt duped that edgy Lana Del Rey is actually rich girl Lizzy Grant, but some argue she’s an artist and has By Maria • Jul 04, 2012 11:37 am
