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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were in Paris last night promoting Argo. Ben took his wife out for dinner after as they continue to put their romance on display in service of his Oscar campaign. Mrs. A is great at this job, a perfect politician’s wife. Also in Paris, oh look!, JLo and her slum lover.  Ben just told The Hollywood Reporter last week  that he and JLo still speak and are on friendly terms. Unfortunately for us, not friendly enough to hook up a double.  Whose ass to we have to kiss to make that happen? Can you imagine Jennifer Garner leaning across the table attempting to make small talk with Casper Smart?

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