Beyoncé and Jay Z dress up as Barbie and Ken for Halloween with Blue Ivy

Well. I’m a f-cking stupid asshole. Yesterday when I posted about Beyoncé I was wondering about Jay Z’s Dwayne Wanye outfit, sort of wishing that they would have saved it for a time when Beyoncé could be Whitley with him. And then, on Halloween proper, they do this.

A photo posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) onOct 31, 2016 at 9:50pm PDT

A photo posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) onOct 31, 2016 at 9:51pm PDT

Yeah, it’s better than Dwayne and Whitley, of course it is. I’m just the ignorant c-nt who foolishly didn’t think Beyoncé would keep bringing it on Halloween with her own, better, best, ideas.

You know who had a great idea though? Shonda Rhimes. Shonda did Halloween in Formation this year. Check it:

"I dream it, I work hard, I grind 'til I own it..." #ShondalandHalloween #shondaland (I committed to my costume!)

A photo posted by Shonda Rhimes (@shondarhimes) onOct 31, 2016 at 3:13pm PDT

There are three ways to do Halloween: sexy, scary, and funny. For me it’s never sexy. Because sexy, to me, automatically says “uncomfortable”. My Halloween requirement the last few years has been pants or robe, everything below the knee and preferably, very loose. Yesterday on The Social I was Sporty Spice. My costume was a… TRACK SUIT! Come on!

"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Make it last forever, friendship never ends." 🎶🇬🇧 #SpiceGirls #Halloween2016

A photo posted by The Social (@thesocialctv) onOct 31, 2016 at 12:48pm PDT

My favourite costume so far, probably my whole life, was what I did for etalk: