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The first piece of advice on my new site BeJessicasFriend.com would be to hang out more with someone like B. Beyonce doesn’t get stepped on. And she had a daddy manager too. And even though B’s mom dresses her like sh*t, the smell of a blowjob isn’t always lingering fresh around her lips.

Beyonce’s new single If I Were a Boy dropped yesterday. Totally gooey cheese. But I likey. A lot. Makes me want to hug my friends. Especially Fiona because she tolerated my meltdown on Sunday and then made me go for a run and of course I instantly felt better.

Girls need Friends.

Be Jessica’s Friend.

Attached – Beyonce at the Diamond Ball on Saturday in support of Miami Children’s Hospital. Also…Porny looking clueless and sad.


Photos from Wenn.com

Beyonce releases new single If I Were A Boy and should be friends with Jessica Simpson

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