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Belongs to Blake Lively.

So she’s losing out on a movie role to Natalie Portman. Last night though she still owned the most coveted spot in style at Fashion’s Night Out next to her bff Anna Wintour. How many bitches would take a pair of scissors to her blonde hair over this chair?

But… there’s no imagination in choosing Blake Lively. Blake Lively is not Alexa Chung.

No matter though, Anna has set the law. And right now the law is, ugh, Blake Lively, in Michael Kors, as ordered no doubt by Anna herself, which Blake probably found secretly disappointing because the dress is a respectable length – by her standards – and I can’t see her almost ass hooch, and those ubiquitous breasts aren’t reaching out for the runway.

Meanwhile, like the proverbial poor cousin, Leighton Meester decided to show up to the event dressed like a pussycat doll and, f-ck, that only makes Anna’s point.


Photos from Larry Busacca/Stephen Lovekin/Jemal Countess/Gettyimages.com

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