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This is Blake Lively at the tribute to Pedro Almodovar last night in New York. The dress fits at least. And it looks good. I just don’t understand why she had to style them with tights.

So...

Blake Lively and Pedro Almodovar?

Did she manage to sidle up to him and, like, converse? About him putting her in one of his movie? Please. Can you imagine? Like, somehow we’re going to learn that she’s fluent in Spanish. (Gwyneth is fluent in Spanish. What? You didn’t think I would miss an opportunity to remind you of that, did you? She’d expect nothing less.)

Oh, but you’re not even paying attention now. You’re still laughing at the prospect of Blake Lively in an Almodovar film. Stop saying she would need CliffNotes to get through Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown. Blake is smarter than you think.

Like, she coulda been Mischa Barton.

Blake Lively attended the Museum of Modern Art's 4th Annual Film benefit honoring Pedro Almodovar.
Photo credits: Wenn, Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty

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