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The material here doesn’t exactly suggest luxury, especially not with the price tag. At the hem, see? It just seems so...insubstantial, you know? People come in from the suburbs on a Saturday night wearing these kinds of dresses. I’d feel better about it if her tits weren’t gaping. But they are. And they do. But my biggest problem is with Blake’s “I don’t have a stylist” styling. Because of course the tricked out neckline demands a sparkly shoe. It’s about as imaginative as Victoria Beckham.

Blake Lively at The Late Show with David Letterman

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