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Her face, of course, it’s the face. And together, of course, they are a handsome couple. She looks nice… I guess. But she also looks 50. Just a reminder, because it’s easy to forget, Angelina Jolie is only 33. Like, if you didn’t know, would you know?

I’m buying, I’m buying! But I’m just saying… she needs a better stylist, right?

They showed up at the German premiere of Benjamin Button tonight, then dashed away for dinner. Seemed very lively at the screening – as you can see, Brad even walked out of the theatre with a beer in hand which will no doubt give Life & Style or Star Magazine or In Touch their new headline:

Brad gets drunk to put up with Angie!!!

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com and Wenn.com

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