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Brangelunatics put their faith in The Chosen One. And The Chosen One heard their call on Saturday as Brad Pitt was involved in a minor accident on his bike while riding around LA. According to TMZ, he hit a parked car and fell over. With Shiloh’s mercy, no one was injured but Brad’s bike had to be towed away.

As you can see, he seemed pretty chill about the entire incident, always always in control. Brad was eventually picked up by an assistant but not before modelling his pants and delivering a little quiver session with his gait. Actually, not just his gait.

Look at the way he’s sitting on that bike. I mean f-ck. Some people have to practise for years. And still it’s not this good. Not even close. Man. I like man.


Photos from Fame Pictures

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