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new perfect couple alert.:  jen maniston + lance armstrong.   i can see totally see it.   Dear Kathy, My first instinct was to rip you a new hole, especially since – prick that he is – Lance is one of my fantasy boyfriends. After the anger subsided however, I finally saw your brilliance. Forget Brad Pitt…a man with the will of Armstrong, a man who needs to dominate his women, a man like that would completely destroy a withering flower like Jen. I love it. So how can we set this up???

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