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Many of you wrote yesterday about Brad Pitt’s beard beads…

They’re left over from his Halloween costume, guess he just wanted to keep them. I have no quarrel with his beard beads. I have a quarrel with the beard. But this is Brad Pitt. And not even a nasty ass beard can hold back the hot.

Here he is at various promotional events for Inglourious Basterds in Tokyo tonight, working out that suit, owning that leather jacket, and quivering in that black fitted long sleeved shirt. And he knows it too. Don’t think for a second this bitch doesn’t look in the mirror knowing he can wear the sh-t out of his clothes. For me, the way he wears the sh-t out of those clothes makes up for the beard. Just.


Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

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