No thanks Mr Chow but I’ll take Renee
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Here’s Bradley Cooper in LA beginning work on The Hangover 2 this weekend. Writer/Director Todd Phillips has already confirmed that the sequel will take place in Thailand. Great. Well that’s original. And yes, the token Asian Mr Chow played by Ken Jeong will be along for the ride too with his small penis and his ching chong accent and kung fu shoes.
Tigers in Thailand? Of course.
Renee Zellweger too?
Well...
That’s today’s rumour. That she’s pushing for a part in the movie, which sounds like all kinds of bullsh-t but I won’t lie, I think I could be way more into Renee Zellweger as a love interest for Zach Galifianakis than Mr Chow’s racial stereotyping. I mean, if she’s really willing to go there, there could be a major comedic payoff at of the other end. Just... imagine them kissing.
See? You chuckled. It’s not bad at all.
Even if the source is sketch, it doesn’t mean this shouldn’t happen. Someone make this happen.
Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com
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