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First Jennifer Aniston, now Renee Zellweger, what’s the common denominator between Bradley Cooper’s recent dinner companions?

And chill out you crusty bitches – it’s not being 40 and single that’s the problem. It’s been 40 and single and insisting on the FABULOUSNESS of it, but then having your publicist go out of his way to assure the public that you’re still desirable, and paying a punk bitch singing douchebag to be your boyfriend whenever there’s a movie to promote.

As for Renee – you’ve seen her pose on a red carpet right?

Last night she and Coop were photographed in New York after what’s being called a dinner “date”. They were also – among a large group – in Paris together last week for an event. Coop is certainly a catch. Which may be why Renee dressed for the occasion. Cute trench, high heels, more makeup than she usually goes out with, and a SnapFace that has impressively receded.

Renee says she’s taking a break from work, and perhaps this means that she’s taking a break from making her face all snappy and stretchy too. Good.

So if you’re Bradley Cooper, caught in a battle of the desperates, who do you choose? Jennifer Aniston or Renee Zellweger? Check the poll


Photos from Jackson Lee/Splashnewsonline.com

Bradley Cooper dines with Renee Zellweger in NYC

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