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Last time Sandra Bullock was at an awards show and kissed a girl (Meryl Streep) Bradley Cooper was standing on stage. Same goes for last night. It’s a happy coincidence.

Coop of course along with Betty White and Scarlett Johansson presented Sandy with the Generation Award last night, working all his sex appeal and charisma in a pair of too new jeans while hilariously listing off all her nicknames. The night before both he and Sandy were at the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards where he HUGGED JON HAMM ON STAGE AND HUNG OUT BACKSTAGE.

Please.

I will cut you and every bitch you bring along if you get in my way.

Look at this photo. Imagine this photo.

Why isn’t this a movie?






Photos from Jen Lowery/Splashnewsonline.com and Christopher Polk/Gettyimages.com

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