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Maybe it won’t be boring after all…

It’s never boring when they keep her mic on. She doesn’t f-cking sing! And she doesn’t really address the crowd either! So why do they ever leave her mic on?

No matter.

We always benefit when her mic is on.

During Juno Weekend was I was obsessed with trying to turn “My Pussy’s Hangin’ Out” into my ringtone.

Now another gem…

Apparently in Edmonton the other night, Chicken Fried told the crowd that “we’re gonna rock out with our cocks out”. Nowhere near as legendary as the hanging pussy but still, it might be more entertaining than her faking masturbation for 2 hours.

Please, please, let them let her mic run tonight.

Rocking cocks and hanging pussy > Circus?

Video is below. Go to 6:55 to hear the best part.


Photo from Wenn.com

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